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The Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted, but your sig still says BerryPunch

 

I wish I didn't have class in half an hour.

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Granted, but then the entire class takes up the rest of the day.

 

I wish shipping internationally didn't suck.

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Granted, but now shipping locally sucks way more than you can imagine.

 

I wish for world peace.

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Granted. Each nation now lives on a different planet in the solar system. Intergalactic battles are taking place. It won't let me go to another line (probably the computer) so here goes. I wish that my wish doesn't get corrupted.

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Granted. You're no longer playing the game.

 

I wish I knew the difference between boiling water and not boiling water.

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Granted, but now every food that requires boiling water now tastes horrible to you.

 

I wish it would stop raining.

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Granted. Now you live in a desert.

 

I wish that my name wasn't so Spanish.

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Granted, but you now have amnesia. You have forgotten everything, including your name.

 

I wish I was a genius.

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Granted, but you're magnetic pulse rips your brain out of your body, forcing you to be a mute mega brain for eternity.

 

I wish Kosukai Fighting Engine will come out.

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Granted, but it's horrible.

 

I wish the reply to this post is clever. (as in not saying "it isn't")

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Granted.

 

I wish for Bon Bon.

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Granted. Enjoy your candy.

 

I wish for Lyra.

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Granted. Here is your plastic toy Lyra. It is of terrible quality and horribly inaccurate.

 

I wish for Princess Luna.

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Granted, but she has transformed back into Nightmare Moon. (and is even crankier than before...)

 

I wish for more cereal in my bowl. I'm getting empty...

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Granted. It's frozen solid.

 

I wish for a bigger computer.

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I wish for a bigger computer.

Granted, have a Z3.

 

 

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I wish to be enlightened.

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Granted. Have a flashlight.

 

I wish I had a cool signature for my posts.

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Granted, but it's invisible.

 

I wish I could be in two places at once.

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Granted, but those two places are the North Pole and the South Pole and you can't escape!

 

I wish Sonic were around to tell me what to do in the event someone touches me in a place or in way that makes me uncomfortable...

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Granted. But he invites you to his private trailer first...;)

 

I wish for Blackthorne on SNES to be remade for PS3.

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Granted, but they add Navi to help you out.

 

The whole time...

 

I wish for a bowl of corn to feed to my grandma.

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Granted but your grandma is dead.

 

I wish for an anvil to drop on my head.

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Granted. The head of lettuce in front of you is crushed. Now you will starve.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

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Granted. You wish for me to have a cake. Granted with no strings attached.

 

I wish I didn't reply to a reply of mine

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