Eureka 1,119 April 13, 2013 Share April 13, 2013 (edited) Granted, but nobody likes it exept you, so they cancel it. I wish I was more attractive. Edited April 14, 2013 by Eureka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gear Head 25 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 I wish you were bad luck brian I wish the tesla roadster was affordable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonBrony 1,467 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 (edited) Granted, but nobody likes it exempt you, so they cancel it. I wish I was more attractive. Granted. You become so attractive that everything starts flying towards you like a magnet and... well... You basically get crushed, in a very, very painful way. I wish... for... a penny. Edited April 14, 2013 by AnonBrony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hay Lin 38 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 Granted, but it transforms into a nickel. I wish it was non-pony identity day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vexxy 134 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 Wish granted, but you wear an icon of Twilight wearing a chef's hat-like thingy. I wish I had an RD plushie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soniccam1 242 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 Granted, but blows up when you buy it. I wish Bill Nye made Super Bill Nye Bros. on the XBOX and Playstation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgeworth1001 648 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 Granted, but it gotten negative reviews. I wish I can sing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Shuu 797 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 Granted, you can now sing badly. I wish to not "die in this wretched place". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaullin Everfree 64 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 (edited) Granted! You die at grozni grad at the hands of colonel volgin and his sadistic habits. For example! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSyYZi5pnuE I wish to get the freaking stealth camo i mean how the hell to you catch the tschinco!? i had it once and i ate it!!! Edited April 14, 2013 by Lightning spark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stainesbrony 219 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 Granted, but something eats it I wish that PkMn trainer Red spoke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soniccam1 242 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 Granted, but glitches up the game by saying "PkMntrainerRed.exe has stopped working" I wish that anti-brony group turns into bronies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stainesbrony 219 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 Granted, but Discord appears and everything goes wrong. I wish that I was a prosecutor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom The Diamond 1,822 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 Granted, but you lose all the cases you go on. And then a meteor destroys all the courtrooms on Earth, thus putting you out of the job. I wish I could breakdance at will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 April 14, 2013 Share April 14, 2013 Granted, but you fail epically every time you do. I wish that they made a sequel to/remake of Freelancer on the PC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stainesbrony 219 April 15, 2013 Share April 15, 2013 Granted, BUT IT SUCKS I wish Trixie had a less annoying voice actor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollingPony 100 April 16, 2013 Share April 16, 2013 Granted but it's Morgen Freeman! I wish for a device witch turns anyone into a brony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 April 16, 2013 Share April 16, 2013 Granted, now those who weren't one because they understood our flaws, and had plans to help smooth them out have become bronies. You closed minded buck head. I wish to be the owner of a semi automatic .20 shotgun that fires 16 round clips accurately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 April 16, 2013 Share April 16, 2013 Granted, but you don't have a license to use it. I wish that I had the money to buy MORE GAMES AND ANIME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinguino~ 85 April 16, 2013 Share April 16, 2013 Granted, but you have no way to view them your telivision blew up. I wish i had another wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stainesbrony 219 April 16, 2013 Share April 16, 2013 Granted, but a nuke blows up behind you. I wish that I had a fallout shelter in my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 April 16, 2013 Share April 16, 2013 Granted. As you lock the door to save yourself from Nuclear Holocaust, you suffer a few misfortunes. The first is that the lock on the door breaks, and can never be reopened. The second, you notice after two days of panic. You forgot your can opener and all your food is inaccessible.Then the light-bulb busts and in the darkness, you trip and fall on the box of replacements. Breaking them all and severely cutting your chest.The biggest insult? All the nukes that were fired turned out to be duds, which caused every waring nation to realize how foolish they were and work to create a long lasting peace.Have fun!I wish for a book of unholy magic and power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stainesbrony 219 April 16, 2013 Share April 16, 2013 Granted, but a nuke explodes. I wish I could teleport Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 April 16, 2013 Share April 16, 2013 Granted. You do it once. Have fun seeing what it is like to be a human at the very bottom of the Marianna Trench. I wish that after that tiny nuke exploded on the moon at the behest of the united nations of planet Earth science board, I get my freaking evil magic book! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 April 16, 2013 Share April 16, 2013 Granted, but after attempting one of the spells it goes very wrong. I wish that I was better at the BIT.TRIP games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceCharmer 213 April 16, 2013 Share April 16, 2013 Granted now you wont suck as much I wish that someday i will be the best chef in the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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