MatrixChicken 878 April 16, 2013 Share April 16, 2013 Granted, but you're such a good chef that the government hires you to cook for the whole world at minimum wage. I wish everyone would stop whining about Magical Mystery Cure and Twilicorn. :L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 April 17, 2013 Share April 17, 2013 Granted, they all play COD and whine about how it's not fair someone else killed them. I wish that I wouldn't feel so cheesy saying "I wish" this and "I wish" that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eureka 1,119 April 17, 2013 Share April 17, 2013 Granted, now your extremely cheesy and you can't speak. I wish I was accepted into hogwarts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 April 17, 2013 Share April 17, 2013 Granted, but you're sorted into Slytherin. I wish that I was better at FPS games like Doom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dj Bron3 19 April 20, 2013 Share April 20, 2013 granted but you become so good at it that Doom becomes your whole life. I wish that i could travel to Equestria, and have everything normal, No horrible corruptions, no discord, no anti Equestria, no hell etc etc etc. (beat that) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 April 20, 2013 Share April 20, 2013 Fair enough. You travel to Equestria. Did you brush up on your Equestrian? Ponies don't speak English. Did you get your inoculations? No? Then have fun dying painfully at that great welcome party Pinkie Pie threw for you.I wish I could have been a bit more . . . creative with that wish I cheerfully granted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axegrabber 67 April 20, 2013 Share April 20, 2013 (edited) Granted your wish was turned into a flat out no to the your wisher, hence forth no wish was granted thus making it nothing. Makin it further more into a paradox. I wish That I could obtain full dominance these forum games Edited April 20, 2013 by Axegrabber 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 April 20, 2013 Share April 20, 2013 Granted, but you also lose your social life. I wish that I had more money to buy The Knife of Dunwall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blitz 127 April 20, 2013 Share April 20, 2013 Granted, but soon after you drop it in an inexplicable temporary volcano. I wish I could be an official ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
not_a_name 53 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 Granted, but you lasted 5 seconds before killing yourself with your sword. I wish that all wishes i wish will not be corrupt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 Fair enough. You make innocent wishes with pure intent. Shame they all end up being corrupted! I wish dear fellows, that you would all stop trying to break the cycle and accept that your wishes are to backfire on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 Granted, but that doesn't stop people wishing. I wish that everyone except had one completely incorruptible wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 WISH DENIED! I ask Discord to drive you mad! You end up drooling insane, in a straightjacket, in a padded room! I then tickle your nose until doomsday!I wish I had an unlimited source of diesel for my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 (edited) WISH DENIED! This is the CORRUPT a wish game, so this is retribution for your breaking the rules! (evil laugh)!!!! I wish that I had The Power. Edited April 22, 2013 by Rainbow Izumi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 You get this running through your head, 24/7. I wish for the power of The Darkness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColtofPersonality 855 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 Granted but when you wake up you look like this.I wish for a muffin thief voodoo doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edgeworth1001 648 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 Granted, but it turns out to be possessed by the evil spirit. I wish Invader Zim wasn't cancelled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 Granted, but it takes two years to have another season come out. And you spend that two years staring at a virtual clock, which then burns your eyes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axegrabber 67 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 Granted, there is no wish to be granted, hence you wasted a wish I wish for old spice, nothing more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staticthor Draconus 958 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 granted, POTATO CHIPS i wish for Derpy to be a real pony that gives away free muffins to everyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axegrabber 67 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 Granted, but the muffins have been tainted making everyone have dero eyes I wish for more bread, for I am hungry now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staticthor Draconus 958 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 granted, its poison bread i wish for a candy mountain HEY CHARLEY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axegrabber 67 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 Granted, you are now charley who will be taken to candy mountain...you know whats happens thereafter I wish for a cellphone (I live under a rock people, its true) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staticthor Draconus 958 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 granted, rock falls and crushes you to death i wish the pink and blue unicorns were dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axegrabber 67 April 22, 2013 Share April 22, 2013 Granted but 2 more come by and it begins all over again I wish for more books~! <3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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