The Corrupted Wish Game

[Staticthor Draconus 958]

granted, books are evil and kill you

 

i wish for DEATH TO ALL WHO OPPOSE ME

[Axegrabber 67]

Granted, deep down you opposed yourself  the most and died first, no one else died for you were ded and no one opposes dead people

 

I wish for rocks, why...cause i have a few, but more is needed...I want things....want

[Blitz 127]

Granted, but by some turn of events, rocks end up getting hurled upon you by a giant koala.

 

I wish that I could leave the internet for more than a few hours but still return later. :/

Edited April 23, 2013 by Blitz

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, your internet cuts out at precisely 8:00 AM and comes back online at 12:00.

 

 

 

I wish that I had more motivation to do revision.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but once you finish, you realize that you already took the tests to what you studied.

 

I wish I could play le guitar like Santana.

[Toxic Widow 62]

Granted, but then the guitar learns to play you and you die from guitar assault.

 

I wish I was a Time Lord.

[AppleShy Sparkle 310]

Granted, but once you can only go forward in time.

 

I wish i had working, above-average computer.

[Tom The Diamond 1,822]

Granted. But the computer has an intelligence of it's own, and goes rogue. It conquers the world, but unfortunately  it accidentally downloads a virus. Now it's slow and laggy.

 

I wish for a pickle.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but it's a just a cucumber with bad acne

I wish I could lol at everything.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. All you can say is Lol. You drive away friends and family, become unable to hold down a job, and die poor, penniless, cold and alone. At least you die as you lived. Lol.

 

 

I wish I had a droid to do my cleaning and tiding for me.

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but it's a buggy prototype that requires maintenance every 5 minutes.

 

 

 

I wish for £17,283.49 exactly.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You are given £17,283.49. After you spend it all on gummy bears, you are asked to pay all of it back (plus 2674% interest). Failure to do so? Lucky for you we have a side business in . . . well . . . you can't be using all of your internal organs, can you?

 

I wish for a new Nightmare on Elm Street movie that isn't a soulless and boring waste of time.

[Toxic Widow 62]

Granted, but the movie is a documentary on what happened to you.

 

 

 

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. You should've wished for a key.

 

I wish I could fight like Bruce Lee.

[Edgeworth1001 648]

Granted, but he won and then did a fatality on you.

 

I wish red-shirts get character development before they die.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but what the buck does that mean

 

I wish I could take these stupid braces off

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Granted. All your teeth get pulled out of your mouth in the process.

 

 

I wish I lived right next door to Lauren Faust (the Lauren Faust).

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but you don't realise this until she moves out.

 

 

I wish that I had more forum fame.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but that's your only 15 seconds of fame.

 

I wish I was less ignorant.

[Mood~Whiplash 63]

Granted, you become hyper aware of everything thats happening all at once and it drives you insane.

 

I wish for Season 4.

Edited April 28, 2013 by Solar_Karma

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, then when season 4 ends you have to wait another 5 or 6 months.

 

I wish we had something to eat.

[CamRad18 337]

Granted, you win an unlimited supply of rocky mountain oysters.

 

I wish I had a bass cannon.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted but its a non working replica with bad speakers that cut out when you go over volume 5

 

I wish I had a obedient pet wolf

[CamRad18 337]

Granted, but it only listens to Russian commands and does the opposite of what you commanded.

 

I wish I was a shapeshifter.

[Gatekeeper Babylon 116]

Granted, but you can only shift in to a bucket of water.

 

I wish I could eat anything and never get sick.