CamRad18 337 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 Granted, but the excess waste and toxins ooze out of your pores. I wish I could hear sign language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winona the Dog 1,981 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 Granted but you can't see it. I wish i could speak Korean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 Granted, but you're captured and accused of being a spy. I wish for the ability to create clones of myself, all of which are of a hive-mind, Me Prime included in this hive mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 April 29, 2013 Share April 29, 2013 Granted. You get exactly what you wished for. However, your mind cannot handle being spread through so many different bodies. You keep asexually creating more versions of yourself, but the pain of doing this constantly with your prime body drives you insane. Your clones are worthless, and in fact make everything worse as they overwhelm your conscious mind with far too much information. You end up as in a catatonic hell of pain and madness. While this happens, I steal your stuff and pawn it. And I doodle on your face with black marker. Then I set one of your clones on fire and dump another in a freezer. And I leave an iPod on you with an infinite power source and the greatest hits of Abba and the Spice Girls, as well as Howler Monkey mating cries. I wish I where a Jedi Knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mood~Whiplash 63 April 30, 2013 Share April 30, 2013 Granted, but you end up making an Anakin of yourself because you're older than an infant. I wish I could regrow limbs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 April 30, 2013 Share April 30, 2013 Granted. Let me cut off a few for you. I wish I had a hacksaw to do the above verbalization. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mood~Whiplash 63 April 30, 2013 Share April 30, 2013 Granted, but is a child's toy hacksaw and therefore made of plastic. I wish for copious amounts of CHEESE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 April 30, 2013 Share April 30, 2013 Granted, but it's all melted and 'orrible. I wish for copious amounts of ANIME. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 April 30, 2013 Share April 30, 2013 Granted. . . . .it's all of a. . . . . . . slimly . . . . . Slightly illegal . . . . . tentacle based . . . . . I'll let you imagine the rest.And you get to watch all of it. It will take you a few weeks of non stop viewing, so we better get you comfy. Like this I wish I had some control over time and space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stainesbrony 219 April 30, 2013 Share April 30, 2013 Granted, but Palkia and Dialga get very angry at you, and then they kill you. I wish that I didn't have to do revision (I'll miss feld0 day ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 April 30, 2013 Share April 30, 2013 Granted. You wake up on an island with a metal coller around your neck, a back pack with some supplies and a small paper fan as a weapon. You have three days to kill your classmates, or that coller around your neck will go boom (and kill ya!) They all have different weapons and the same goal as you. Have fun!I wish I had awesome looking rams horns growing out the side of my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dj Bron3 19 April 30, 2013 Share April 30, 2013 granted, instead of doing revision, you die. Thats it, thats all, you will die. MUUHUUWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! YES, YES DIE DIEEEEE!!!! ahem... i wish that i could fly like peter pan, but i could go as fast as i wanted.! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 April 30, 2013 Share April 30, 2013 Granted, you have to wear his hat too. And he doesn't shower. I wish I didn't click Jack's 420yolo,com link. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Seeker 302 May 1, 2013 Share May 1, 2013 granted, instead of doing revision, you die. Thats it, thats all, you will die. MUUHUUWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!! YES, YES DIE DIEEEEE!!!! ahem... i wish that i could fly like peter pan, but i could go as fast as i wanted.! OI! You stole my place you cad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mane Sax 46 May 1, 2013 Share May 1, 2013 (edited) Granted, you have to wear his hat too. And he doesn't shower. I wish I didn't click Jack's 420yolo,com link. Granted: Instead you clicked a link that destroyed the planet OI! You stole my place you cad! Granted, but there was no wish, so nothing has happened. I wish that Big Macintosh was real Edited May 1, 2013 by Pokepower Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just ignore me 86 May 1, 2013 Share May 1, 2013 Its a giant apple computer I wish my wish gets horribly turned around Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mane Sax 46 May 1, 2013 Share May 1, 2013 Granted. Your wish got flipped upside-down. I wish that this wish will be granted. P.S. I would be okay with a giant apple computer (as long as it doesn't load slowly) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mood~Whiplash 63 May 1, 2013 Share May 1, 2013 It was granted, but was soon revoked. I wish for you to corrupt my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 May 1, 2013 Share May 1, 2013 Granted, but the paradox you generated kills you and I. I wish there wasn't so much poop on my hedgehog's wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~Chaotic Eddie~ 479 May 1, 2013 Share May 1, 2013 Granted, but there is now twice as much vomit. I wish that I had more crisps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leatherbehlt 465 May 1, 2013 Share May 1, 2013 Granted, but my hedgehog ate them, hence the vomit on the wheel. I wish I'd stop leaving empty water bottles in my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just ignore me 86 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 you leave water bottles full of fire in your room I wish i had a dollar for everytime i stubbed my toe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staticthor Draconus 958 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 granted, you are now rich, i wish that nopony granted this wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dj Bron3 19 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 OI! You stole my place you cad! NYAH NYAH NYAH NYAH!!!!!!!!! I AM NATCHIK HEAR ME ROAR!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyznetsov 9 May 2, 2013 Share May 2, 2013 granted, you are now rich, i wish that nopony granted this wish im gonna say Granted, yeah granted. I wish for the planet earth that we all live on to explode into a million tiny pieces, killing everyone on it especially the person who grants the wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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