The Corrupted Wish Game

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted but they explode.

 

I wish season 4 of MLP:FiM was here.

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Granted but final season

 

I wish summer break to be longer

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, summer break is now called "The break in between two school grades".

 

I wish for MLP:FiM to be a bit darker when there's villans.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Granted. However, the target demographic no longer enjoy it, and so it gets cancelled.

 

I wish for more cats. (7 is not enough).

[Arsen 108]

Granted but there are only 6 and you seen realize they are merely dogs in cat costumes.

 

I wish that Rarity would get her own episode in Season 4. 

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

Granted. But it gets ruined because of soccer moms.

 

I wish mashed potatoes could grow on trees.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but they're all infested with maggots and bad bacteria.

 

I wish to go bowling.

Edited July 30, 2013 by Roman Bellic

[FadedSkies 1,874]

Granted slips down the bowling lane and gets stuck

 

I wish to be rich!

Edited July 30, 2013 by Crystal Empire

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

The world goes communist right after.

 

I wish I could time travel to the future.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but you cross you're own timeline and the universe explodes.

 

I wish I had a car.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, here you go.

 

I wish Liberty City was more peaceful.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

Liberty City got nuked and now there's nobody to make it chaotic

 

I wish to find a magical lamp so I could make 3 more wishes without them getting corrupted

[Toa of Ponies 256]

Granted, but getting 3 wishes that are not corrupted unbalances the universe and it impolds, thus corrupting the fabric of space and time

 

 

 

 

I wish for several 1000 firecrackers

Edited July 30, 2013 by Toa of Ponies

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, however they arrive during a rainstorm and as such become totally useless.

 

 

 

I wish that I could speak any language I wanted to.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

Granted. But it all amounted to nothing as it never became useful in your life for reasons.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

There's no wish to corrupt.

 

I wish to go to the strip club with Niko.

[Flutter's lover <3 8,203]

Granted, but Niko ends up shooting up the place, crashing the car and getting arrested for drunk driving.

 

 

I wish I wasn't bored

[Party Cannon 874]

Granted but your boredom is solved by leaping over a trench into no mans land  in a WWI battle.

 

I wish for my bed to turn into skittles.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

Granted. But the skittles have already expired.

 

I wish for my wish of casually finding a gold bar where nobody's looking not to get corrupted.

[squareyes 153]

Granted, you find the gold bar fine. You take it home and you love this gold bar soooo much you start licking it and rolling around in it but no more than that. Except you roll out your window and into a ditch where you break both your legs and can't get up. Since you also licked the gold bar without washing it, you suffer from led poisoning and slowly die.

 

I wish for infinite wishes

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, you get infinite bad wishes.

 

I wish to rickroll everyone.

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Granted. Everyone turns up at you house, and shoots you dead. He hates being rickrolled.

 

I wish for a kitten who never grows up, and is therefore kittenish

 

http://youtu.be/h1zZAyLemrI?t=4s

Edited August 1, 2013 by Questioner

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but it become excessively aggressive, and claws your face off.

 

 

I wish for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. He impales you with a huge spike & then roasts you over an open fire.

 

I wish I could get over my damn caffeine addiction.

[ColtofPersonality 855]

Granted but now you take up break fluid and can't stop.

I wish Helping Twilight Win The Crown had a klingon cover.