The Corrupted Wish Game

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but it's not very good, and very annoying.

 

I wish I had a Tank.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. It's being dropped off by a cargo plane. It was meant to have a parachute, but it failed to open. Also, it was meant to land beside your house, not on it.

 

I steal your wallet while you recover in hospital. I also pay a nurse to cause your noise to itch (bummer both your arms are in casts, eh?)

 

I wish I could make money as a successful writer.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

You do, but I drove my tank though your house destroying all your hard work. And I'll be taking my wallet back, and yours.

 

I wish for this wish to be corrupted without causing me physical harm.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I grant you wish to be driven totally insane. As you lie back in your padded cell in you straight jacket, I sneak in to steal your wallet, take mine back and cover you in ants.

 

I also take your tank.

 

 

I wish to go out in a blaze of glory!

[Feather Gem 965]

You burst into flames and die.

 

I wish MLP was 100% more adorable Cx

[Sugar Pops 210]

you finally see what you want and cause the whole universe to explode cause its to fucking adorable.

 

i wish i was a stallion

Edited August 16, 2013 by SugarSwirl

[Nohbdy 4,108]

Granted. Giddyup, horsey. Yeehaw!

 

I wish for a better car.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted. Your car makes a lot of bets, and generally, loses most of the high $ ones.

 

I wish for a crepe.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, it's covered in mud,though.

 

I wish for an electric guitar.

[Ashley 2,426]

Anyone who plays the guitar dies 5 minutes later. You find this out 5 minutes too late.
I wish for this wish to not be corrupted.

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but it fails and makes you vomit slugs

 

 

I wish I could get to sleep.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. I drug you. Then I take pictures of you in many embarrassing and illegal situations (making a nice little scrapbook to save for some special occasion). I give your contact details to all the spammers. Then I cover your body in Nazi symbols and dump you naked in the middle of Israel.

Also, I steal your wallet.

I wish I knew how to continue my fan fic.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but Me and stainesbrony team up, and send you to the moon before you can write it down.

 

I wish for a car.

[Loriem 639]

granted, but it is....

THIS CAR !

 

I wish for some 70 degree weather.

Edited August 21, 2013 by Secret Person

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Granted, it is 70 degrees kelvin.

 

I wish that everybody could do the time warp again.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted you sweet transvestite.

 

However, everyone can't stop once they start.

 

While you all do that, I steal your wallets. All of them.

 

 

I that my holiday will go without any problems.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

Granted. It's because it was so dang boring

 

I wish my ears came with an on and off switch

[stainesbrony 219]

Granted, but you can't find the on switch.

 

 

I wish I never wished this wish that I am currently wishing, or will have wished when I finished wishing this wish because reasons.

[Retired Commissar 305]

Granted, but you can't find the on switch.

 

 

I wish I never wished this wish that I am currently wishing, or will have wished when I finished wishing this wish because reasons.

Granted, but now you have wasted your wish and you do not get another.

I wish all the ponies from MLP existed and that they speak english

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but they all want to brutally kill all humans, especially you.

 

I wish guns never existed.

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but now the Nazis rule the world for some reason.

 

 

I wish every law abiding citizen owns a gun.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but the Zombies happen.

 

 

I wish for ONE USD.

[verycreativeusername 1,800]

Granted, but it's been scribbled all over with a permanent marker, so you can't buy anything with it.

 

I wish to go bowling with Niko.

[Not Robin 1,645]

Granted, but the bowling ally was blown up..by Niko.

 

I wish I did not have a million dollars (hehehe)

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. You get a million paper cuts. Then I hose you with lemon juice.

 

As you lie there in agony, I steal you wallet. Then I kick you in the shin.

 

I wish I had no trouble getting up in the morning.

Edited August 22, 2013 by Midnight Seeker