The Corrupted Wish Game

[Senor Citizen 515]

Granted. Did you know it's been scientifically proven you can die of sleep deprivation? Just a thought.

I wish I was better at knifey-hand.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but now Pyros are everywhere...

 

 

I wish I had some good icecream right now.

[HOi i'm tEMMIE 173]

Granted,but the ice cream melts before you can eat it.

 

I wish I knew why I think Futashy is adorable.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, but it was a need to know secret and you didn't need to know.

 

You are "taken care of" before you spill the beans.

 

Taking care of you involves a woodchipper by the way.

 

I wish that I didn't have to do a double sleepover right after my hoilday.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, your holiday is now cancelled.

 

 

I wish for Shenron from DragonBall to be less threatening looking.

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted. He pokes your eyes out so you cannot see how threatening he or anyone else looks. I also steal your wallet.

 

I wish I had strong wings that allowed me to fly.

[aoEAF2FBvC0MIo2Q 3,671]

Granted. But it's your arms and hands that morphed into those new set of wings.

 

I wish I had the ability to control the flow of time.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but you get killed vy some time police getting annoyed at how you screw with things.

 

 

I wish for a toothpick, something is stuck in my teeth.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted, you accidentally pull out two teeth and bleed to death.

 

I wish that I knew if the voices were real or not.

[Frith is Magick 1,469]

They are real. There are parasites in your brain that have mastered the English language. You have one week to live.

 

I wish for North to become West, West East, South North, and East South.

[Miss Light Diamond 2,801]

Granted. But sadly that caused a bunch of earth quakes and the earth exploded.


I wish Batman would just find that note I hid...its taking him too damn long.

[The Leafeon Pinkeh 3,602]

Granted but he didn't read it.

It's my money and I want it now!

[~Chaotic Eddie~ 479]

Granted, but since you didn't say "I wish" you only get half the money you want. And it's all in Bovanian francs.

 

 

 

I wish that I had an external hard drive with LOTS of storage space.

[Wynn-Shy 28]

Granted, you get a 25 kb hard drive in the size of a table! In 1970 this was alot of starage

I wish for a new laptop

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted, but there's no charger available for this prototype.

 

I wish that another wish is made soon.

[Bojo 1,171]

Granted, but it'll be in spanish

 

Deseo tener un taco

[CinemaBrony 1,276]

Concesión denegada, porque no desea correctamente para el taco.

 

 

I wish for a breakfast machine. (one that actually works)

[Midnight Seeker 302]

Granted, you are attacked by rabid postmen. You can now only eat through a straw so you machine is called a blender.

 

I then knock it over and steal your wallet.

 

I wish for my computer to be fixed already!

[Starlight Sky 374]

Granted, but you can never have it back!

 

I wish the next wish isn't corrupted.

Edited September 15, 2013 by Starlight Sky

[Rainbow Blitz 45]

Granted,i killed your family

 

I wish I could visit the human world

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but you get captured by scientists and it SUCKS.

 

I wish to find a cure to brain freeze.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, but you get captured by scientists and it SUCKS.

I wish to find a cure to brain freeze.

 

 

Granted, but the cure causes additional headaches.

 

I wish Twilight Sparkle was real and wanted to be my friend.

 

(EDIT: This forum is faster than I'm used to)

Edited September 15, 2013 by AdmiralZeratul

[-D1SCORDANT- 1,080]

Granted, but you go with her on a science expedition to and get killed by zerglings.

 

I wish I had a spaceship.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

Granted, but Zera's unneeded quotes took up all the space in space, so it serves little use.

 

I wish everyone knew about how good it tastes when you microwave a Popsicle in a cup and drink it.

[Rainbow Blitz 45]

Granted but the popsicles are just ice

 

 

I wish PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!