The Corrupted Wish Game

[Vinyl Rave 67]

Granted, you are now FAT.

 

I wish the Nissan GTR was a V10

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, you are now FAT.

 

I wish the Nissan GTR was a V10

I have no freaking clue what any of that means, so I'll just give you an empty carton of milk, three celery sticks, and a loaf of moldy bread.

 

I wish I knew everything.

[Vinyl Rave 67]

I have no freaking clue what any of that means, so I'll just give you an empty carton of milk, three celery sticks, and a loaf of moldy bread.

 

I wish I knew everything.

Granted, your head now explodes.

 

(The Nissan GTR is a car. It's only has a V6 engine. I wish it had a V10.)

 

I wish people loved the GTR as much as me.

[Bojo 1,171]

Double wish granted. GTR has now a V10 engine and people loves it as much as you.... but you die

 

I wish to be dead, alive, in the past, in the future... all at the same time

[Gay Bird 419]

Granted, but you are stubbing all ten of your toes at running speed constantly and all the time in all your incarnations.

 

I wish for the next post to be unrelated to my post.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, but you are stubbing all ten of your toes at running speed constantly and all the time in all your incarnations.

 

I wish for the next post to be unrelated to my post.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

 

I wish for a new house.

[Loriem 639]

Granted, but it is on top of the Empire State building, and surrounded by an army of flying demons.

 

 

I WISH FOR GOOD THINGS FOR ME!

[Bojo 1,171]

Granted, but they'll arrive in 30 years.

 

I wish for a cupcake

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, but they'll arrive in 30 years.

 

I wish for a cupcake

Granted, I laced it with cyanide.

 

I wish more people shared my dark sense of humor.

[Bojo 1,171]

Granted, I laced it with cyanide.

 

I wish more people shared my dark sense of humor.

Hey at least it's a cupcake made of flour, right?

Granted, but it will be dark-blue

 

I wish I could choose between PS4 and XBONE

[DubWolf 15,712]

Granted: you will decide to get the PS4, but you don't get one from the wish!

 

I wish I had 10 more hours of sleep.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted: you will decide to get the PS4, but you don't get one from the wish!

 

I wish I had 10 more hours of sleep.

Granted, you fall asleep immediately at your computer, and the most NSFW sites imaginable open up while you're asleep.

 

I wish Twilight Sparkle was real.

Edited September 20, 2013 by AdmiralZeratul

[DubWolf 15,712]

Granted, you fall asleep immediately at your computer, and the most NSFW sites imaginable open up while you're asleep.

 

I wish Twilight Sparkle was real.

That's awful!

 

Denied, but she appears in your dreams whenever you summon her.

 

I wish I.... can walk on clouds!

[Untitled Goose Q 5,135]

Granted.... but you can no long walk on the ground.

 

 

I wish..... wait, what does an eldritch horror from outside the universe even wish for?

 

I wish for [iNSERT WISH HERE]. Have some fun.

Edited September 20, 2013 by The Unspeakable

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

That's awful!

 

Denied, but she appears in your dreams whenever you summon her.

 

I wish I.... can walk on clouds!

I have a morbid imagination.

 

Granted, but the surface of the planet becomes intangible to you, and you can no longer safely walk on it.

Granted.... but you can no long walk on the ground.

 

 

I wish..... wait, what does an eldritch horror from outside the universe even wish for?

 

I wish for [iNSERT WISH HERE]. Have some fun.

Granted, I now rule the world. I most certainly did have fun.

 

I wish to be an expert singer.

Edited September 20, 2013 by AdmiralZeratul

[DubWolf 15,712]

Granted, but you can only speak in song and cannot open doors.

 

I wish I had a cheezburger.

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Granted, but you can only speak in song and cannot open doors.

 

I wish I had a cheezburger.

I am about to give you a cheezburger, but it turns out I don't really exist. Where I was originally standing, a picture of a cheezburger rests on the ground.

 

I wish for a ball of yarn. Good luck corrupting that!

Edited September 20, 2013 by AdmiralZeratul

[DubWolf 15,712]

Granted, but you are swarmed by hundreds of cats. Take that lol.

 

I wish for money!

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

You win the lotto-jackpot, however your adress was announced and thieves stole your money.

 

I wish to be invincible.

[DubWolf 15,712]

Granted, but you never die because you are invincible to everything including aging, and hence everybody you knew as a child and a grown man leaves at some point of your eternal life. It could be worse: you could have been thrown into a black hole, going down there.....forever and ever with no ending.

 

I wish I could be happy. Nothing else matters.

Edited September 20, 2013 by Wingin'Wolf

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

Your wish was granted. You ended up spending everyday with your friends 24/7 so you could have a lot of fun, however one day everypony was busy and you had nopony to play with and you fell in a deep state of depression.

EDIT: Forgot the wish sry xD

 

I wish to be a Tree

Edited September 20, 2013 by Lunatic Cake

[AdmiralZeratul 156]

Your wish was granted. You ended up spending everyday with your friends 24/7 so you could have a lot of fun, however one day everypony was busy and you had nopony to play with and you fell in a deep state of depression.

EDIT: Forgot the wish sry xD

 

I wish to be a Tree

 

Granted, you become a treant. Your people are dwindling in number as civilization advances in your direction.

 

I wish for a nice admiral-style hat just like in my avatar.

[DubWolf 15,712]

Ok, you got one!...but the wind blows it away.

 

I wish I .wasn't ninjad!

Edited September 20, 2013 by Wingin'Wolf

[Lunatic Cake 1,618]

You successfully fell asleep, however your mother came in when she suddenly noticed you still had that other tap open.

 

I wish to be satisfied with everything.

[Moaning Myrtle 196]

Wish granted.Your dead in heaven

 

 

I wish I could be quieter.

Edited September 20, 2013 by YayFluttershy