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The Corrupted Wish Game

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granted.you didn't reply to a reply of yours, but to a reply of mine. I am now very cross with you.

 

I wish the pony whom replies to this post changes their avatar to Twilight Flopple

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granted, but it will be instantly changed back.

 

I wish Princess Celestia would give me back my pirate ship

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Granted, but on it awaits a secret organization that does nothing but play soccer with your decapitated head during the long sails through the ocean. You feel every second of it, you feel the pain of being decapitated, you feel every kick to your head just to get you in a goal net; almost comparable to Hell, yes it is.

 

I wish my Pony was in the actual show.

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Granted but its invisible

 

I wish for an answer for why Pinkie Pie is so random

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Granted, but it was a dark secret that human minds couldn't possibly comprehend. You go insane, then your head explodes.

 

I wish for happiness.

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Granted, but its happiness for everyone but you.

I wish for the greatest treasure in the universe

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Granted, but it's the privilege to massage your grandmother's bunions.

 

I wish I could give a hug to all of the ponies in MLP:FiM.

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Granted, but you are shortly after arrested because the royal guard mistook your intentions.

 

I wish it was the 15th already!

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Granted, but then everyone sleeps through the premiere and no copy of the episode exists.

I wish feathermay appeared in my room one morning

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(edited)

Granted, but you were on vacation, and therefore not in your room at the time.

 

I wish people posted more often.

Edited by Happy Mask Pony

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Granted, but its all gruesome gore and porn. (basically 4chan...)

 

I wish for angry ticks to fly out of my nipples.

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Granted, but it feels good and you suddenly feel ashamed at your newfound love of masochism

 

I wish temp agencies opened at 8AM rather than 5AM

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Granted, but now they close at 8:01 AM. You better hurry.

 

I wish I was a great artist.

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(edited)

Granted, but then you disappear from the world so a nation can have a short lived golden age (lol, Civilization)

 

I wish that I can have a wish in my wish so it can be granted while it gets granted.

Edited by Sky Charmer

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Wishception, Grantception

 

I wish I didn't have done that.

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Granted. They're buried under your skin.

 

I wish class was over!

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Granted but you only have a 1 minute lunch break before your next class starts.

 

I wish I was a cupcake.

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Granted, but for some reason the only thing you can think is 'Not again.'

 

I wish I knew how to musics.

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(edited)

granted but you are deaf

 

i wish my neighbor would shut up

(he's stupid car kept waking me up yesterday)

Edited by solarflare

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Granted, but you now live 600 miles away from anyone.

I wish that i was already through college.

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Granted. You failed and dropped out.

 

I wish The Hub was available on national television here in Malaysia...

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(edited)

granted but it is in Korean and it is the G3.5 ponies <i just added that

 

i wish pinkie would make me a cupcake that is not made of ponies

Edited by solarflare

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Granted, here is your cupcake made out of a baby purple dragon.

 

I wish Tuesday was here now.

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(edited)

Granted, but it's last Tuesday.

 

I wish I had all of the season 2 episodes right now!

Edited by Doctor Stitches

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