The Corrupted Wish Game

[LyraHeartstrings 479]

granted.you didn't reply to a reply of yours, but to a reply of mine. I am now very cross with you.

 

I wish the pony whom replies to this post changes their avatar to Twilight Flopple

[Captain Marvelous 544]

granted, but it will be instantly changed back.

 

I wish Princess Celestia would give me back my pirate ship

[Ganondork 42]

Granted, but on it awaits a secret organization that does nothing but play soccer with your decapitated head during the long sails through the ocean. You feel every second of it, you feel the pain of being decapitated, you feel every kick to your head just to get you in a goal net; almost comparable to Hell, yes it is.

 

I wish my Pony was in the actual show.

[Captain Marvelous 544]

Granted but its invisible

 

I wish for an answer for why Pinkie Pie is so random

[Slendermane 474]

Granted, but it was a dark secret that human minds couldn't possibly comprehend. You go insane, then your head explodes.

 

I wish for happiness.

[Captain Marvelous 544]

Granted, but its happiness for everyone but you.

I wish for the greatest treasure in the universe

[Discordian 6,013]

Granted, but it's the privilege to massage your grandmother's bunions.

 

I wish I could give a hug to all of the ponies in MLP:FiM.

[Tiaaaaa 174]

Granted, but you are shortly after arrested because the royal guard mistook your intentions.

 

I wish it was the 15th already!

[Captain Marvelous 544]

Granted, but then everyone sleeps through the premiere and no copy of the episode exists.

I wish feathermay appeared in my room one morning

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted, but you were on vacation, and therefore not in your room at the time.

 

I wish people posted more often.

Edited October 10, 2011 by Happy Mask Pony

[LyraHeartstrings 479]

Granted, but its all gruesome gore and porn. (basically 4chan...)

 

I wish for angry ticks to fly out of my nipples.

[Discordian 6,013]

Granted, but it feels good and you suddenly feel ashamed at your newfound love of masochism

 

I wish temp agencies opened at 8AM rather than 5AM

[Slendermane 474]

Granted, but now they close at 8:01 AM. You better hurry.

 

I wish I was a great artist.

[Mint Petal 256]

Granted, but then you disappear from the world so a nation can have a short lived golden age (lol, Civilization)

 

I wish that I can have a wish in my wish so it can be granted while it gets granted.

Edited October 10, 2011 by Sky Charmer

[HomuraBL 851]

Wishception, Grantception

 

I wish I didn't have done that.

[Captain Marvelous 544]

Granted, but Pinkie Drowned

 

I wish for all your treasures

[St. Pinkie 118]

Granted. They're buried under your skin.

 

I wish class was over!

[TallBrony91 28]

Granted but you only have a 1 minute lunch break before your next class starts.

 

I wish I was a cupcake.

[Tiaaaaa 174]

Granted, but for some reason the only thing you can think is 'Not again.'

 

I wish I knew how to musics.

[SolarFlare 21]

granted but you are deaf

 

i wish my neighbor would shut up

(he's stupid car kept waking me up yesterday)

Edited October 15, 2011 by solarflare

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted, but you now live 600 miles away from anyone.

I wish that i was already through college.

[St. Pinkie 118]

Granted. You failed and dropped out.

 

I wish The Hub was available on national television here in Malaysia...

[SolarFlare 21]

granted but it is in Korean and it is the G3.5 ponies <i just added that

 

i wish pinkie would make me a cupcake that is not made of ponies

Edited October 15, 2011 by solarflare

[TallBrony91 28]

Granted, here is your cupcake made out of a baby purple dragon.

 

I wish Tuesday was here now.

[BizzarePony 199]

Granted, but it's last Tuesday.

 

I wish I had all of the season 2 episodes right now!

Edited October 15, 2011 by Doctor Stitches