Proailurus 214 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 Granted, but it was a wish that destroyed the world. I wish Rainbow Dash was real and me and her could never die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 Granted. Everything else fades out of existance and you float in an infinite void for all eternity. I wish I could decide whether or not i want to got out to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 Granted, you go out to eat but it's REALLY expensive and you have very little money left I wish I hadn't closed youtube, now I don't remember what I was watching! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 Granted, but you were listening to a song that blew your eardrums out and you became deaf. I wish I was a pony! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,644 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you are a pony of the opposite sex I wish Rainbow Dash was real Edited March 11, 2012 by RainbowDash92 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 (edited) (I wouldn't care, lol) Granted, but she would be old and die the next day, and you would never meet her. Edited March 11, 2012 by LightningWing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 (edited) Granted. You join LightningWing and Rainbow Dash in the infinite void. I'm still unable to corrupt the nonexistent. I wish I had some money to donate to the site. Edited March 11, 2012 by Tumorfist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 Granted, but there would be an error and the money would be lost forever and you would never reach Donor status. I wish I had claws =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 (edited) Granted, but they have minds of their own and rip you to shreds I wish I would upload my pony pic already, I'll forget about it sooner or later and my pony will never be known Edited March 11, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 (edited) Granted. Everypony hates it. I wish I was a jedi. Edited March 11, 2012 by Tumorfist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 Granted, but you get owned as soon as you enter the warzone I wish whoever grants this wish will be serious about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 Granted. I'm so very serious, my gaze breaks your spine and turns your liver into gel. I wish I was good at writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 Granted, but it will be at writing clopfics, and everyone will hate you. I wish I was a pony that lived in Equestria and was a pony and knew Rainbow Dash and me and her were immortal I wasn't floating in a void. Beat that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 Granted, but you both get Malaria, Cancer, Leprosy, and Ebola so your terribly sick for all time. I wish I had something productive to do that didn't involve biology homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrobolt 2,068 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 Granted, but it's arithmetic homework I wish a portal to Equestria existed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 11, 2012 Share March 11, 2012 (edited) Granted but no one can use it. I wish I personally knew a guy named Paul. Edited March 11, 2012 by Tumorfist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted. He's your killer. I wish everypony who's already wished for something would have their wishes come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted, but they were all corrupted I wish I was a dragon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 (edited) Granted. They come true corrupted and everypony is miserable/dead/dead&miserable and Trollestia becomes jelly of master trolling and sends you to the moon for 9999 years. Granted. Your despawn instantly and cease to exist. I wish I had a Volcano Taco. Edited March 12, 2012 by Tumorfist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted, it erupts and a bunch of lava-taco meat burns your face and you live the rest of your life with an ugly scarred burned face. I wish I wasn't so angry right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted.I'm sorry rules, not corrupting. I wish is 20x more wise than I am now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted, people are jealous of your wisdom and kill you. I wish you were brought back to life =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted. You have to die so i may live. I wish you back to live and nopony has to die for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you said nopony, so some poor random person dies. I wish I was a cat, Edited March 12, 2012 by LightningWing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted. Your eaten by a wolf. I wish you the best of health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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