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Granted, but the only reason I'm so healthy is because I absorb everyone else's health and everypony dies except me

 

I wish I weren't forever alone because of Tumorfist's wish

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Granted, but everyone will be a zombie.

Granted, but you'll be super duper jealous.

 

I wish I could choose what my favorite shipping is :/

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Granted, but it ends up being a very descriptive clopfic and everyone hates you.

 

I wish I was in a clopfic with Rainbow Dash. I wish I could shoot lightning =P

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Granted. Everything goes well until you accidentally shock RD and she dies and then the fic ends and everypony hates me even more fore ending it like that.

 

Granted. Your become ultra critical of negative aspects and never buy anything.

 

I wish somepony would save me from Electrobolt.

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I kidnapped him a-la RAGGLE FRAGGLE, that's what :P AAAAAAAANYWAYS...

 

Granted, but you wound up shooting Michael Jackson on accident

 

I wish I was bulletproof

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Granted, but you are quickly caught by the FBI and arrested

 

I also wish that I could use hacks irl but that I don't get caught as easily as you did

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Granted. Your life continues, and ends like,1984.

 

Granted. Your life becomes like that one episode of Fairly Odd Parents.

 

I wish tomorrow wasn't a school day.

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Granted, but it`s March Break, Y U HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW in first place

 

I wish I had *glasses and voice changer to sound and look like Duke Nukem* BALLS OF STEEL

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Granted, but because it was a bajillion wishes ago he still owes you 998,000,000,000,000,000 dollars

 

I wish I could be having my own riverboat fantasy right now (guess the song)

Edited by XxZomBloxxorxX
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Granted. But your brain fills up and you forget how to read.

 

I wish I didn't owe anybody two dollars.

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Granted, now they don't function at all. (no lagging if there's no video. :3)

 

If I had just one last wish, I would like a tasty fish.

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Granted. They're in Minecraft resolution.

 

Granted. It's a Minecraft fish.

 

I wish I were able to tell the world something.

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Granted. It's in an old Navajo language, so most of the world doesn't understand you.

 

I wish I could learn german.

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Granted, but your accent is atrocious and you're ridiculed everytime you say something in German.

 

I wish I knew more ancient languages.

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