ZomBrony 345 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted, but the only reason I'm so healthy is because I absorb everyone else's health and everypony dies except me I wish I weren't forever alone because of Tumorfist's wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted. Your with 99999999999999 clones of your least favorite person on Earth. I wish you a fine day tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 (edited) Granted, but everyone will be a zombie. Granted, but you'll be super duper jealous. I wish I could choose what my favorite shipping is :/ Edited March 12, 2012 by LightningWing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted. It's SweetieCord. I wish I had the skills to write so I could do that ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted, but it ends up being a very descriptive clopfic and everyone hates you. I wish I was in a clopfic with Rainbow Dash. I wish I could shoot lightning =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted, but you're an electrocution hazard to everypony. I wish I knew what to look for in a computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted. Everything goes well until you accidentally shock RD and she dies and then the fic ends and everypony hates me even more fore ending it like that. Granted. Your become ultra critical of negative aspects and never buy anything. I wish somepony would save me from Electrobolt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted, but then I start doing whatever Electrobolt was I wish I could "Shoot to Thrill" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrobolt 2,068 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 I kidnapped him a-la RAGGLE FRAGGLE, that's what AAAAAAAANYWAYS... Granted, but you wound up shooting Michael Jackson on accident I wish I was bulletproof Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted, but every other weapon cause 3x damage. I wish I could use hacks irl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted, but you are quickly caught by the FBI and arrested I also wish that I could use hacks irl but that I don't get caught as easily as you did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted, but even though it took them longer you were still caught. I wish I never had to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 (edited) Granted. Your life continues, and ends like,1984. Granted. Your life becomes like that one episode of Fairly Odd Parents. I wish tomorrow wasn't a school day. Edited March 12, 2012 by Tumorfist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted, but it`s March Break, Y U HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW in first place I wish I had *glasses and voice changer to sound and look like Duke Nukem* BALLS OF STEEL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 (edited) Not here it isn't. I gotta go school like every other monday of every other week. Granted. They melt. I wish I was tired. Edited March 15, 2012 by Tumorfist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 Granted. Your muscles and bones have now wasted away. I wish Jadefire paid off for that two dollars I gave him a bajillion wishes ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 March 12, 2012 Share March 12, 2012 (edited) Granted, but because it was a bajillion wishes ago he still owes you 998,000,000,000,000,000 dollars I wish I could be having my own riverboat fantasy right now (guess the song) Edited March 12, 2012 by XxZomBloxxorxX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 16, 2012 Share March 16, 2012 Wish rejected because I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a Fluttershy instead. I wish I knew what you were talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 16, 2012 Share March 16, 2012 Granted. But your brain fills up and you forget how to read. I wish I didn't owe anybody two dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 16, 2012 Share March 16, 2012 Granted, now you owe me all your money =P I wish the YouTube videos I'm watching would stop lagging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 16, 2012 Share March 16, 2012 Granted, now they don't function at all. (no lagging if there's no video. :3) If I had just one last wish, I would like a tasty fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 16, 2012 Share March 16, 2012 (edited) Granted. They're in Minecraft resolution. Granted. It's a Minecraft fish. I wish I were able to tell the world something. Edited March 16, 2012 by GDO29Anagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 16, 2012 Share March 16, 2012 (edited) Granted. It's in an old Navajo language, so most of the world doesn't understand you. I wish I could learn german. Edited March 16, 2012 by Jadefire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 March 16, 2012 Share March 16, 2012 (edited) Granted, but your accent is atrocious and you're ridiculed everytime you say something in German. I wish I knew more ancient languages. Edited March 16, 2012 by Znex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena 66 March 16, 2012 Share March 16, 2012 Granted, but now you only speak in ancient now, no more english I wish I can be like Pinkie Pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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