Proailurus 214 March 16, 2012 Share March 16, 2012 Granted, now you like the G3 Pinkie Pie and hate all the other ponies in G3 and FiM =P I wish it rained chocolate milk =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena 66 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 Granted, but it tastes like expired food I wish I was loyalty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic 1,185 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 there is an ant that will die in honor of you and follows you all around. such loyalty. i wish i could teleport. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena 66 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 Granted, but you can only do it 1 time. I wish Luna's face would be like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 Granted, but then her face is stuck like that and now she's sad. I wish I had a pet turtlecopter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena 66 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 Granted, but Rainbow Dash took your pet away I wish pandas would attack Celestia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 Granted, and Celestia gets mad and refuses to lower the sun. I wish I had a pet panda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 Granted, but it goes insane and eats your FACE! Rawr, lol I wish I could think of a wish to wish so I didn't have to wish for something stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philomena 66 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 (edited) Granted, but now you act stupid I wish Celestia had 5 legs Edited March 17, 2012 by Philomena Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 Granted. The rest of this statement is NSFW. I wish you didn't wish that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 Granted. Instead, she wished Nightmare Moon had five legs. I wish I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlutterDerpy582 89 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 (edited) Granted, you can now fly. However, you will not be able to stop flying. I wish I could visit Equestria, and meet all the ponys. Edited March 17, 2012 by YourAverageBronie582 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 Granted, but you only see all the ponies for like 2 seconds, and then you leave after that. I wish there weren't ads on YouTube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 Granted, but without the revenue money Youtube gets taken down. I wish I had horns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 Here you go, a French horn. I wish I had a real computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 17, 2012 Share March 17, 2012 (edited) Here you go, a French horn. I can live with that. :3 I wish I had a real computer. Granted, here's a Tandy. Too bad you didn't wish for a computer that could run modern software. Edited March 17, 2012 by Jadefire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 But you die I wish Jadefire posted a wish after granting the previous wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proailurus 214 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 Granted but it was a wish where he dies apparently :3 I wish I could turn invisible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 Granted, but you not only become invisible but you become untouchable in such a way that you can't touch anything else and you end up dying of starvation and thirst. I wish it were scientifically possible to travel faster than the speed of light Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 (edited) Granted, but that's redundant to ask for since faster-than-light particles were recently discovered. It's called the neutrino (I think). Here's the catch: You didn't wish to be those particles... But since I'm rather rusty on that information, I wish somepony can check it for me. I wish I could write better. Edited March 18, 2012 by GDO29Anagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 Granted, but it turns out it was all due to dodgy wiring. I wish it were possible to harness FTL technology so we could travel across the stars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Citizen 515 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 Granted. Do you have any idea how hot a star is? I wish for somepony to corrupt this wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 Granted, but it turns out it was all due to dodgy wiring. That's not corruption; That's confirmation of my suspicions!!! Now you must suffer the consequences of not corrupting my wish enough!!! Uhh,... Can I get that in wish form...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Citizen 515 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 Granted. It's a 500-pound unstable uranium plaque stapled to your toe. I wish for somepony to corrupt this wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 Granted. Your wish is corrupted, but not in a way you find particularly amusing. I wish for unlimited wishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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