Senor Citizen 515 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 Granted, but the only thing you can wish for is malignant brain tumors. I wish people were more imaginative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 Granted, now all the posts are several pages long and each take a while to read I wish there was a planet made entirely out of ice cream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 18, 2012 Share March 18, 2012 Granted but the internal heat from the sheer volume of ice cream melted the inside, resulting in volcanoes of melted ice cream... And it's the flavour you hate. I just gotta know what flavour you hate... Can I wish for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Citizen 515 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted. It's a 500-pound unstable uranium plaque stapled to your toe. At some point, you are going to learn. I wish I could stop posting on these sorts of things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted, but it's because you lost the use of your fingers. I wish I had a ham sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 (edited) Uhh,... Granted...? I don't even wanna know why... (HAM is an acronym for "Humans Against Monsters", which makes sense in the Runescape context, but does not in the pony context...) I wish for a crossover between the two things I mentioned. Edited March 19, 2012 by GDO29Anagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 (edited) Granted, but then you get struck by an anvil. I wish I had pyrokinesis (and was also fireproof). Edited March 19, 2012 by Jadefire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Uhh,... Granted...? I don't even wanna know why... (HAM is an acronym for "Humans Against Monsters", which makes sense in the Runescape context, but does not in the pony context...) I wish for a crossover between the two things I mentioned. You play Roonskaip? 0_0 @JadeFire, granted. You are now, quite literally, fire. I wish I could eat a sword without being injured or killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted, but it tastes awful. I wish I wasn't allergic to bee venom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted, but it tastes awful. I wish I wasn't allergic to bee venom. Granted. You're now allergic to bee honey. I wish I had a poptart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted, but it's burnt. I wish my pastry thingie I complained about back in the Banned Thread (and banned Arylett for) wasn't burnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted, but it's burnt. I wish my pastry thingie I complained about back in the Banned Thread (and banned Arylett for) wasn't burnt. Granted, but then it's repossesed. I wish I could go to sleep easily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Champion RD92 8,644 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted, but you only sleep for 2 seconds I wish I had more time to browse the forums Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted, but you waste that time on homework. I wish I knew why i used quotes for that previous post when it was unneccesary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted, but you go mad from the revelation. I wish I was better and making fried foods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electrobolt 2,068 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted, but non-fried food gets burnt easily when you try to cook it I wish it was Friday already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted, but Rebecca Black's song plays perpetually throughout the day I wish modern music was better than it is now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 (edited) Granted, but future music ends up sucking. I wish I had a delicious chicken pot pie. Edited March 19, 2012 by Jadefire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Discovery Dream 592 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted, but all other food is now intolerably disgusting. I wish I could breathe underwater. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 March 19, 2012 Share March 19, 2012 Granted. I don't know how breathing with a glass of water above your head would help... I wish I could actually do something about my old dinosaur of a computer that I have laying in my room... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164 March 20, 2012 Share March 20, 2012 (edited) Granted. But it was destroyed by dynamite. I wish I didn't have to wait for the weekends to watch anime. Edited March 20, 2012 by ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 March 20, 2012 Share March 20, 2012 (edited) Granted, you now have to wait another 50 years I wish I didn't procrastinate on things Edited March 20, 2012 by Znex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Discovery Dream 592 March 20, 2012 Share March 20, 2012 Granted, now you work on projects 24/7. I wish I knew what to do with my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 March 20, 2012 Share March 20, 2012 Granted, but you can never do it. I wish this cheese didn't taste like bucking play-doh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Citizen 515 March 20, 2012 Share March 20, 2012 Granted. It now tastes like bucking plasticene. I wish everyone got what I wished for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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