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Granted, now all the posts are several pages long and each take a while to read

 

I wish there was a planet made entirely out of ice cream

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Granted but the internal heat from the sheer volume of ice cream melted the inside, resulting in volcanoes of melted ice cream... And it's the flavour you hate.

 

I just gotta know what flavour you hate... Can I wish for that?

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Granted. It's a 500-pound unstable uranium plaque stapled to your toe.

At some point, you are going to learn.

I wish I could stop posting on these sorts of things.

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Uhh,... Granted...? I don't even wanna know why...

 

(HAM is an acronym for "Humans Against Monsters", which makes sense in the Runescape context, but does not in the pony context...)

 

I wish for a crossover between the two things I mentioned.

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Granted, but then you get struck by an anvil.

 

I wish I had pyrokinesis (and was also fireproof).

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Uhh,... Granted...? I don't even wanna know why...

 

(HAM is an acronym for "Humans Against Monsters", which makes sense in the Runescape context, but does not in the pony context...)

 

I wish for a crossover between the two things I mentioned.

 

You play Roonskaip? 0_0

 

@JadeFire, granted. You are now, quite literally, fire.

 

I wish I could eat a sword without being injured or killed.

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Granted, but it tastes awful.

 

I wish I wasn't allergic to bee venom.

 

Granted. You're now allergic to bee honey.

 

I wish I had a poptart.

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Granted, but it's burnt.

 

I wish my pastry thingie I complained about back in the Banned Thread (and banned Arylett for) wasn't burnt.

 

Granted, but then it's repossesed.

 

I wish I could go to sleep easily.

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Granted, but you waste that time on homework.

 

I wish I knew why i used quotes for that previous post when it was unneccesary.

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Granted, but Rebecca Black's song plays perpetually throughout the day

 

I wish modern music was better than it is now

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Granted, but future music ends up sucking.

 

I wish I had a delicious chicken pot pie.

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Granted. I don't know how breathing with a glass of water above your head would help...

 

I wish I could actually do something about my old dinosaur of a computer that I have laying in my room...

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Granted, you now have to wait another 50 years

 

I wish I didn't procrastinate on things

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