The Corrupted Wish Game

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but you'll never wake up again, even with true love kiss!

I wish I could tell a person's sexuality just by looking at them!

[Widdershins 9,955]

Granted, there's times people get together to wear banners & coordinated clothing to celebrate & loudly proclaim what their sexuality is!

   It's called the Gay Pride Parade.

  Not that I've anything against it to imply it as a "downside" I just imagine that... *sigh* it's a fair bit much for most to cope with. "Flashy" some could say!

 

   I'm having a fair spot of trouble with time management so to make things easier... I wish Time didn't exist!

 That there was only a NOW!

Edited May 3, 2017 by Widdershins

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, until Now becomes then.

I wish I could wake the duck up.

 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, but it's angry at you for waking it and chases you around, pecking you and leaving feathers all over your horse.

I wish I had some kind of artistic talent.

[Messy Mane 9,006]

granted! but you will have to paint a 8ft x 8ft portrait of donald trump D:

I wish I had a nice new snapback hat

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but the hat litteraly snaps back at anyone who approaches it!

I wish I could transform into any animal or plant!

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Wish granted but you can't choose when it happens or which plant or animal it is.

I wish I was at Disneyland right now.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted, but all the attraction are closed.
I wish I could get a new computer

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but it's Windows 95, as revenge for not allowing me to grant a Disneyland related wish!

I wish I could have granted Sonic Shimmer's wish above!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up swapping places with them at the last minute.

I wish I had better pics of slimes to edit :3

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you can change your profile picture only once a year !
I wish I had ajob

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but it's animal cleaning!

I wish I could enjoy the Simpsons tv show

[TBD 17,226]

Granted but your sense of humor is dead.

I wish our world is like the Simpson world

Edited May 3, 2017 by TBD

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but now everyone's yellow because of scurvy!

I wish I knew what to wish for!

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but now everyone's yellow because of scurvy!

I wish I knew what to wish for!

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but now everyone's yellow because of scurvy!

I wish I knew what to wish for!

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but now you can't speak it only think it

 

I wish for @The_Gobo was unable to ever be a slime again 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Never granted.
Gobo will be forever a slime.

I wish @Arid_Blitz wasn't pppppppppppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkkkkk

[TBD 17,226]

Not granted.  I have no clue what you're shouting about.

I wish @The_Gobo can teach me the way of the slime.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. you are now a member of the slime rebellion.

I wish more people would submit to slimehood =w=

 

[TBD 17,226]

granted but not many are worthy enough!

I wish my dog can join in the slimehood

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you homework becomes die.

 

I wish I had a slimedog.

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but it is pink and slowly solidifies 

I wish @The_Gobo was turned to a solid and unable to unwish it

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. but then I melt because of thermodynamics =w=

I wish Arid would stop trying to un-slime me

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted because you become a gas

I wish to put @The_Gobo as a gas was inside an air tight container for study