The Corrupted Wish Game

[Widdershins 9,955]

Granted, but slimegas seeps through the jar's container to re-coalesce outside of it.

 

13 hours ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, until Now becomes then.

  Wait, Now is then? Then where's now?

 

     I wish for more Pank. I wish da whole world was Pank!

   PANK! Paaank,-pan-pank-pank! *cue clucking noises*

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted.
Because pink is evil.

I wish I was more green =w=

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but it is corrupted paint which turns you to a hot fluorescent pink that glows in the dark

I wish @The_Gobo wasn't color blind

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But you become a morning person:

 

I wish Arid was a slime.

=w=

 

[Canteen_the_unstable 7,963]

Granted but, I become the new slime overlord and convert you to my side making you pink

 

I wish @The_Gobo was pink and unable to unwish it 

[Hierok 11,829]

Ungranted, because no-one knows what the gobo will look like next time.

But I wish the same. Please???? 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

granted! but only the gobo will decide what he will be.

I wish for a fantastic day

[The Cynical Lone Wolf 614]

Ok, but the day after one of your friends dies

I wish I got to meet Lovecraft

[Krashface 534]

Hah, my friend, your wish will be granted immediatly. By the way, you're gonna be transported into Master Lovecraft's tomb for the rest of your life.

I wish to become a Deep One.

[Widdershins 9,955]

 *Clack, Poof!*

   Your wish is my command!

          You are now whacked out on whatever it is most Hippies are on and are forced to spend the rest of your life going on inanely philosophical rants that no one really cares about unless their as Hippie as you are!

  Hah! GET IT?!

 

   TENTACLES!!!

     That is my wish!                                                                        uhh... friendly tentacles that is. I may need to remember to be more specific about my wishes.

[Duality 10,738]

Granted, but they're made out of decaying intestines.

I wish for a beautiful orbital laser cannon to ransom the planet with.

[Hierok 11,829]

Granted, but he is defected.

I wish I was more around on this forum

[The Cynical Lone Wolf 614]

Granted, but you hands will become  your keyboard

I wish Star Wars Battlefront III was released

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it won't run on any system you have.

I wish I had more avatars. o3o

 

[Brony Number 42 9,899]

Done, but they are all of salt shakers.

I wish I never had to sleep.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Not granted, because technically you don't.
You'll just die if you don't.

 

I wish I had a new game to play.

 

[Brony Number 42 9,899]

Fine, but the game is Desert Bus.

I wish I lived forever.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but then the universe implodes away from you.
 

I wish more people were on the Discord server =w=

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but with less people on the "Order" servers, the Internet eventually explodes from lack of order!

I wish I could have seen all the Star Wars films today on Star Wars Day instead of just half of them.

[Krashface 534]

With the powers of the stars, Your wish reality will become. But you're gonna fusing with your coach.

I wish to live in this place 

Spoiler

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it turns out to be Laketown. Mid-movie in 'The Hobbit'

I wish old towns were more like the LotR towns/cities.

=w=

 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, but they all get destroyed by orcs.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

No words, just granted:

I wish I was a better slime =w=

 

 

[Widdershins 9,955]

  Granted. You're now an Ooze.

  (Don't worry The Rest Of You, He knows what I mean! Mwa-ha-ha!)

 

   I wish my name was Heady Manbeast!

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but you'll never look intimidating to live up to that name!

I wish I was a good dialog writer in my fan fictions

Edited May 6, 2017 by WiiGuy2014
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