The Corrupted Wish Game

[Widdershins 9,955]

  Granted, its the best SlashFic dialog ever!

 "Oh, Martha!"   "Oh, Ted!"   "Oh, Martha!"   "Oh, Ted!"   "Oh, Martha!"   "Oh, Ted!" .....

 

  I wish for less wishes! Hah! I'm so clever!

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. No one will ever wish again.

That last post confused me. What do you seem to think I know?
O_o

I wish I knew :V

 

[Brony Number 42 9,927]

You now know, but the knowledge drives you insane.

I wish this statement was false.

[Krashface 534]

Your wish will be granted, but you're going to become a potato.

I wish to know morse code.

[Brony Number 42 9,927]

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[Flutterstep 46,287]

Wish granted, however, since it's a horse and not a wish now, your wish is no longer valid.

I wish for Fluttershy x Vinyl to become cannon in the show.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but then Octavia steals away Bon Bon.

I wish I had something to do all day =w=

 

[The Cynical Lone Wolf 614]

Okay, but you'll be working 24/7.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you're now afraid of the floor.
I wish I could get some pizza

[Will Guide 21,325]

6 hours ago, Widdershins said:

  Granted, its the best SlashFic dialog ever!

 "Oh, Martha!"   "Oh, Ted!"   "Oh, Martha!"   "Oh, Ted!"   "Oh, Martha!"   "Oh, Ted!" .....

Actually not a bad wish for me personally, since I've been struggling with that, too!

As for Trotteur's wish for pizza: Granted, but it will be frozen with no way of heating it!

I wish I could see more the Disney Animated tv shows from the 90's on Netflix (Darkwing Duck, Goof Troop, Duck Tales, Tale Spin)

Edited May 6, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

No wish, no granting.
I wish you make a wish !

[Will Guide 21,325]

I did! I edited into my post!

I wish I could see more the Disney Animated tv shows from the 90's on Netflix (Darkwing Duck, Goof Troop, Duck Tales, Tale Spin)

[Krashface 534]

Your wish will be granted, but you'll loose all the movies and tv series that came later in the 2000s !

I wish to be into Dark Soul's world.

[Widdershins 9,955]

  ...that the one with all the mortal-eating demon dragons, huge beastie thingies, everything being a literal hellish landscape and one of the toughest worlds ever?

    ....I can't corrupt something if I can't see a good to living there! Lol!

 

  I wish I had full shapeshifting capabilities!

Edited May 6, 2017 by Widdershins
Missed a letter!

[Twilight-Sparkle17 230]

Your wish is granted. However, you shapeshift into a bug.

I wish I had unlimited free time.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but then all the time to yourself drives you mad.

I wish there were more bats =w=

 

[Twilight-Sparkle17 230]

Granted, but the bats swarm around you.

I wish that there was breathable air on the moon.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but then it turns out it all smells like fart.

I wish Mars was habitable o3o

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but then Mars becomes a disturbed land once too many tourists visit!

I wish the shy, gay Changeling version of me (his profile's in my signature) living in my unicorn body would come out! (Literally and/or sexually, your choice)

Edited May 6, 2017 by WiiGuy2014

[LHfunk 422]

Granted, but only in your dreams.

I wish that I had some Dippin Dots right now.

[MasterOfHugs 45]

Your wish is my command. By the way, they are a new experimental flavor........ Beef Blood and organ Meat. yummy.

 

I wish for a new job.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, but you're fired already on the first day of your job without any reason.

I wish for someone to buy me Domino's Pizza. o3o

[Krashface 534]

Your wish is granted by me! But I'll eat all the pizza.

I wish that Blade Runner 2 don't suck.

[Hierok 11,829]

Granted, but it is never made.

I wish I wasn't so lazy today.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you get so much done there's nothing left to do every again.

I wish I had a schedule to visit a random church every sunday =w=