The Corrupted Wish Game

[TwiTracker 973]

Granted, but everyone hates it so its removed shortly after

 

I wish Star Tracker could return to MLP and not have something catastrophic happen to him

[Widdershins 9,955]

Granted, but he's written so poorly that it ruins your feelings towards the character.

 

            ...Wish I knew who "Star Tracker" was.

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

Granted! Here you go: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_tracker

...except you still don't know who the MLP character is. But at least you know how the positions of stars are found  

I wish I was better at coming up with things to say in conversations.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but now you are the talkative and the annoying person in the group. 

I wish I can become  a Kamen rider Ex aid, rather than aiming to become a nurse practitioner

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, you get a cosplay costume of Kamen Rider Ex aid, and thus you are your hero but still get you arse whooped in each episode of the show. o3o

I wish Felicia Hardy/Black Cat be my waifu, and run a criminal organization together. :3

 

 

[strongwilled_pegasus 5,154]

I wish this planet was ruled by plushies

[TBD 17,228]

Not granted because you didn't grant  @[[-VeNoM-]]'s wish, those are the rules.

I wish I have something to do for Halloween.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But you end up playing video games with me the whole night :V

I wish I could be a chocobo o3o

 

[Widdershins 9,955]

Wish granted! Felicia Hardy!

  Guess that also corrupts @[[-VeNoM-]]'s wish too! Granted, just not to them!

Aaand, while I'm at it, I'll pull a triple play and corrupt @Strongwilled_pegasus 's wish as well! Society crumbles into disrepair, because, after all, plushies don't do much. They make terrible heads of state!

 

   Wish I had a concept of Time!

 Edit, because somegoo goo'd me to the punch. Granted! But you're a slime chocobo! This squicks everybeing else out. Also, a chocobo slime is technically still just a slime!

Edited October 30, 2017 by Widdershins

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Bravo, you now have a concept of time. No grasp of it though.

I wish my head didn't hurt so much.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted your head explored and now there's no longer pain.

I wish for a real-life porgs from the Star wars movie.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. But they're just loud an annoying penguins that end up over-populating and covering the earth.

 

I wish I could see the movie early :3

 

[Telferi 6,905]

Wish granted but you lose the ticket and they won't let you in :3

I wish to have a grey cat  and a black cat o3o 

Edited October 31, 2017 by Nightmare Feri

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, you have a black-and-grey cat. He has bipolar personality disorder though.

I wish landing a job in research weren't so impossible.

[CypherHoof 26,479]

28 minutes ago, Feather Spiral said:

Granted, you have a black-and-grey cat. He has bipolar personality disorder though.

I wish landing a job in research weren't so impossible.

Wish granted, everyone you know gets a job in research and tells you how awesome it is.

I wish it was the weekend already.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, but you still don’t take a day off of work despite being the weekends already and also, you’re required to do Overtime everyday with still less pay. o3o

I wish for Wonder Woman to be my waifu for laifu with nothing going wrong. :3

[TBD 17,228]

Granted, but her attention is elsewhere. There's nothing wrong with you, Diana just love her ice cream.

I wish instead of snowing H2O, it will snow ice cream!.

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

Granted but now everything is really sticky and the old melted ice cream gets kinda gross.

I wish my crush liked me back  

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but your crush only like you for your money

I wish I can be part of the MLP movie!

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, but your scene got deleted,with the final product explaining on why you're not in it. :3

I wish I can clone an army of @The_Gobos so that I can command them to rule Equestria. 

[VividBlossom 17]

Granted. You clone the army, but they do not want your leadership and overthrow you, killing you in the process

I wish I could hug 100 puppies.

Edited November 2, 2017 by VividBlossom

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, but you die from cuteness overload.

I wish I really was @Little Baby's biological father; that I apparently was just following Chrysalis' orders and pretending to be @Princess Aurora Wolf's boyfriend when it happened.

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Granted, you get divorced with the mother and lose the custody battle resulting in never seeing then again.

I wish they made an Undertale movie.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, but it's a blockbuster with no storytelling value. Also, the game creator spends the rest of his life in therapy. yea, that's how outright terrible it is.

I wish I still had all my natural teeth.

[Lucid_Nightlight 923]

Granted, but they are in bad condition and are very painful.

I wish I had some Dr Pepper right now