Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 (edited) Granted. Here's 29 cents. Granted. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ And just for the record, Palm Desert is within a 40 mile radius from where I live and would take me a little over an hour to get there. (Doesn't make a wish.) Edited April 1, 2012 by GDO29AnaDERP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 Ok then, no wish, no grant I wish all my songs had the same sound level so I didn't have to keep turning my volume up and down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 (edited) Granted, but the lack of variance in sound level gets so boring that your ears decide to call a strike and you become momentarily deaf everytime you try to listen to any of your songs I wish that I wished for something before I posted and so didn't have to edit my post Edited April 1, 2012 by Znex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 (edited) Granted, but the wish was invalid so you had to edit to add it any way I wish that I hadn't just gotten randomly and suddenly tired Edited April 1, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 Granted, you randomly and suddenly fall into a coma instead I wish there were more portals in Equestrian Science Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zalgo 593 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 Granted, but most of them are destroyed by the resistance. I wish that the pony after me was his/her own father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 Granted. The infinite loop of genetic material through time gives me super powers and I enslave all of you under my glorious new empire. I wish I had super powers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 1, 2012 Share April 1, 2012 Granted, but you can't control them and they enslave you, then destroy the entire universe I wish I hadn't used my 3 name changes already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,887 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 Granted, but the forums glitch and you can NEVER change your name again. I wish my stomach didn't feel so sloshy last night. Urgh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 Granted, its contents are now completely solid and you end up dying from starvation since none of the stomach contents is being absorbed into the bloodstream I wish there was more info on the European Dark Ages (between the fall of the Roman Empire and 1066 AD typically) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 (edited) Granted. That will be 300000 Ganaramian dollars... And that isn't base-10... I wish I weren't so tired... Edited April 2, 2012 by GDO29AnaDERP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaehhn 9 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 Granted. You're the Sleeping Beuaty now. Exept for the beauty part. I wish I had a saphire-cupcake right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 Granted. But you eat it, and the sapphires lacerate your throat and stomach. I wish I was good at making pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 Granted. It's a mud pie. I wish for... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 Granted, you're now on your period. I wish for a pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 Granted, you're now on your period. Ganaram: What?!! I'm a stallion!!! How's that even possible!!! I demand wish for an explanation!!! And BTW, I ate your pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 No wish, so you get struck by lightning. I wish for a delicious chicken pot pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 But I did make a wish and I ate your pie and I'm still on an unexplained period... I demand wish for an explanation!!! And I still wish for an explanation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 Granted, you realise it's because of a curse that a wizard placed on you and you are now permanently a woman I wish wizards weren't so easily annoyed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 (edited) But I did make a wish and I ate your pie and I'm still on an unexplained period... derp i is blind lol Granted, you realise it's because of a curse that a wizard placed on you and you are now permanently a woman I wish wizards weren't so easily annoyed Granted. Now they're just maniacally omnicidal by default. I wish nopony would eat my pie. Edited April 2, 2012 by Jadefire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 Granted. It's indigestible. Now I wish I didn't eat that pie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 April 2, 2012 Share April 2, 2012 Granted, but the next pie you eat has a bomb in it. I wish I could go back to feeling indifferent like I have been feeling for the majority of the afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 April 3, 2012 Share April 3, 2012 Ganaram: What?!! I'm a stallion!!! How's that even possible!!! I demand wish for an explanation!!! And BTW, I ate your pizza. I spent 5 minutes wondering what to grant for "..." before I realized it wazs 3 periods in a row. So I just typed the first thing that came to my mind. Granted, you lose the capability to feel any emotion whatsoever anymore. I wish for a pizza pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 3, 2012 Share April 3, 2012 (edited) 404 Error: Pizza not found Now what do I wanna wish for? I know; I'll wish for it. Edited April 3, 2012 by GDO29AnaDERP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 3, 2012 Share April 3, 2012 (edited) Granted, but then this happened: I wish I had found / that epic video sooner, it suits many of the forum games I play perfectly (and yes, that means I'll be using a lot for a while, I've also seen pony videos like that, so be warned) Edited April 3, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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