The Corrupted Wish Game

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but it an new old flip phone.

I wish santa claus is real

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but he's so old that he dies from excessive cookie consumption.

I wish I had a coke =w=

 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but a group of thirsty polar bears come running after you for a coke.

I wish they would bring back the coca-cola polar bears..

 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, but this time they try to use real bears in the commercial.  Those bears end up going on a rampage and eat all of the film makers before they even make the ads.

 

I wish I had something to wish for.

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but it is corrupted by someone

I wish i could have a new door in my room

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted, you get a transparent door, so no privacy for you. o3o

I wish for a new Ipad.

Edited November 17, 2017 by [[-VeNoM-]]

[ShadOBabe 18,984]

Granted, but every time you turn it on, it WILL Rick Roll you.

I wish I had more time.

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted.  Every day will now be twice as long.  Enjoy nearly burning or freezing to death all the time.

 

Okay, here’s a weird one.  I wish the sky was purple. 

[TBD 17,228]

..and this is  a weird corruption,  Granted the whole sky is covered by  twilight's butt.

I wish its nights forever, just as nightmare moon would imagined it. 

 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

3 hours ago, TBD said:

..and this is  a weird corruption,  Granted the whole sky is covered by  twilight's butt.

WTF??? 

Granted, but that means that the plants would get no sunlight, causing a chain reaction where the plants die, then the herbivores die, then the carnivores die, and everything dies.

 

I wish the ponies really existed.  Like, say, Equestria was some country on Earth in a place uncharted by humanity.

[Babyyoshi309 1,829]

Granted, but humans cannot go there.

 

I wish for a dollar. 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

granted, in the form of 100 pennies

 

I wish for two dollars

[TBD 17,228]

granted but it's in  goober dollars (which got expired) 

I wish we don't have to depend on money anymore.

Edited November 18, 2017 by TBD

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, good luck trying to survive on a desert island.  You're gonna need it.

 

I wish the "kamekameha" from Dragon Ball Z was a real thing.

 

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but you can't do it

I wish my school were near to my house 

 

[Will Guide 21,325]

Granted, then you're constantly mocked by the school bullies who can easily find you.

I wish I could find a new boyfriend. (My ex and I mutually broke up to make things easier for the both of us.)

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

Granted but it takes awhile. But when you do find him, he's the right person for you  

I wish I had my own car.

[Hierok 11,829]

Granted, but it is so small you can't see it.

I wish it was 18:00 already.

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but I will be ninja'd

I wish I could get down with the sickness

Edited November 18, 2017 by WisePie

[Hierok 11,829]

2 minutes ago, WisePie said:

Granted but I will be ninja'd

I wish I could get down with the sickness

Granted, but you never get better.

I wish Robbie Williams would voice the genie again.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted but it's Robbie Williams that voices him, instead of Robin Williams

I wish people knew more on average =w=

 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted.  Everyone is now an Einstein level genius . . . except you.  Have fun being the only stupid person on the planet.

 

I wish for world peace.

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but everyone will hate you and your peace loving ways

I wish I could be the one

 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

Granted, but you don't know what "One" you are.

I wish I had more time on my hands.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, you spend a lot of time upside-down, so you only stand and walk on your hands.

I wish I could stomach spicy food better.