The Corrupted Wish Game

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but all of it will be for nothing

I wish for a ska revival

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted but it sucks and mainstream channels still broadcast it and people pretend to enjoy it.

I wish I weren't feeling drowsy.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted you're now feeling sleepy ! Better ?

I wish I coul sleep more than 6 hour this night !

[Gabriel 560]

Granted, but since you sleep so much you end up oversleeping.

I wish I was a real boy.

Edited November 21, 2017 by Gabriel

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but you are a permavirgin

I wish Blockbuster came back nationally

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. Netflix buys Blockbuster :V

I wish Netflix had store locations o3o

 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but people are too lazy to get up to shop at netflix, so it got close down. 

I wish my job let me work on the holiday,  they cut me off, i need the $$ brah!

 

Edited November 22, 2017 by TBD

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but I stole your money !

I wish I had a new haircut

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

@Trotteur Sauvage Granted! Doesn't it look soooo great?  

I wish I didn't have any homework to do.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

@SparklingSwirls

Granted but you have to fix my hair now !!

I wish you didn't torture my hair !

[Hierok 11,829]

1 hour ago, Trotteur Sauvage said:

@SparklingSwirls

Granted but you have to fix my hair now !!

I wish you didn't torture my hair !

Granted, but I hadn't so this wish is not grantable.

I wish this computer was faster. 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but it'll overheat itself to death

I wish for a Team Fortress 3

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but the game is very bad and you don't like it

I wish an Octavia plushie

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but now you have to buy Vinyl as well or Octavia will get lonely !
I wish I could have a great friend, as well as Vinyl with Octavia or Lyra and Bonbon !

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted. You have @Trottermare Galamane :3

Same =w=

[Trottermare Galamane 12,004]

Granted. you have @Trottermare Galamane but you have to put up with his incessant Picture posting :3

Same =w=

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted. you have @Trottermare Galamane but now you can't mention him anymore.
Same 

[TBD 17,228]

granted now you're best friend with me, which I will now murder you so you can't stop wishing the same wishes.

I wish people would learn to give me some space.

 

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but you will be launched into literal space

I wish to be a boy

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you're now a frog.

 

I wish I knew how to ride a unicycle D:

 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but you can't stop ad you fall off  the cliff .

I wish my frog can talk and sing like kermit. 

[Hierok 11,829]

Granted, but it is not in key, so it hurts your ears.

I wish I could sing in key.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but it so high pitched, that you end up losing your voice. 

I wish I can invite a turkey to a dinner.

[Pieburner 1,680]

Granted but then he's an asshole so you would kick him out

I wish for a Beatles biography

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but it a boring biography about beetles. 

I wish I have a puppy.