Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Wish rejected due to profanity. I wish people knew what I was talking about whenever I mention the JOJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Granted, but they all hate the reference and as a result hate you for it I wish a mod would post in the "Count until a mod posts" thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic 1,185 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Granted, but they all hate the reference and as a result hate you for it I wish a mod would post in the "Count until a mod posts" thread granted, but he would lock it for normal members. i wish people stopped poking me on facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Granted. Now people have started poking you IRL. I wish I had better social skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
go away seb 367 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Granted. Now people have started poking you IRL. I wish I had better social skills. Granted. Now 500 ponies are coming to rip your limbs off. I wish I could scratch my back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Granted, but just before you get to the spot, your hand turns into a super sharp claw and you cut yourself in half I wish I could come up with less violent corruptions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
go away seb 367 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Granted. Now there are no corruptions I wish this wish become corrupted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Granted. It gets corrupted and begins corrupting everything around it into an eldritch horror, including you. Pretty soon you melt into a puddle of black tar. I wish I had ten dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Granted, you get it in 2 5s and lose one, too bad I wish I knew more songs from The Offspring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Granted but your hard drive's full. I wish I had more songs to listen to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Granted, but you get the same probelm I have, you end up with so many songs that you don't even listen to them all and you waste at least 3 gigs of space I wish I knew all my songs so I actually listen to them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Granted, but now your brain is so cluttered you've forgotten everything else. I wish I had more than one song on my playlist. Wait, no. Two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 6, 2012 Share April 6, 2012 Granted. Now you have all the songs on your playlist, and your music player breaks. I wish I was 17 again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted, but turning younger creates a paradox and everypony's ages are reversed, you are now 71 I wish I had more happier songs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted. Now this song is forever stuck in your head: www.youtube.com/watch?v=c71RCAyLS1M I wish for a delicious steak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted, but it is Pinkamena style I wish I were warmer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted. It's called Capsaicin. I wish hsiw I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted, detnarG I wsih I kenw how tihs ticrk wkred Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted, but then you go mad from the revelation. I wish my laptop wasn't so slow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted. That'll be 3000 dollars. I wish I knew about building a PC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted. That'll be 4000 dollars for the PC building lessons. >:3 I wish I didn't have to pay to get my laptop running better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted, you are forced to pay quadruple price and your laptop only runs 0.01% better I wish I had more wishes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted. You go crazy with all your wishes and accidentally wish for something that destroys the earth. I wish College didn't require so much essay-writing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted, it now requires even more essay-writing I wish I had a better memory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, now they require you to write novels on a daily basis Granted, you now remember that you're an alien and you have to go back home to your home planet which has a government that at the moment is thoroughly comparable to the human Nazi regime I wish I was able to write stuff quicker Edited April 7, 2012 by Znex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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