Jadefire 2,796 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 (edited) Granted. Now you can remember all the embarassing things you did in life without being able to forget. Now you're depressed. Granted. Now you write so fast you set all the papers on fire. I wish college required less essay-writing. Edited April 7, 2012 by Jadefire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 (edited) OK but I can't seem to find a slot for an 4 GB DDR3 memory stick... Granted. That'll be 9000 dollars. I wish I knew how much RAM I can jam into my laptop. Edited April 7, 2012 by GDO29Anagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 (edited) Granted. You can jam none. And the process of figuring that out broke the ram stick and your laptop. I wish I had more moniez. Edited April 7, 2012 by Jadefire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted, but they are all in the form of 1 cent pieces I wish the US didn't still use 1 cent pieces Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 (edited) Granted. That'll be -300000 dollars. Granted. That'll be 2000 dollars in pennies, but they don't do pennies any more, do they? I wish I'd actually work on my character bio... Edited April 7, 2012 by GDO29Anagram Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted. You do, but in the process you shirk the other important things you have to do. I wish I could decide on what my OC's cutie mark looked like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Two words: Spring break. And also,... 404 Error: Cutie Mark not Found. I wish I'd actually travel to Palm Desert tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Grr, my spring break ended two weeks ago. xP Granted. But then Palm Desert catches fire. I wish I could go on spring break again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted, but you have nothing to do and you die of a tragic case of boredom I wish I understood Ganaram's response to my previous wish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 (edited) Granted, but you party way too hard and die of alcohol poisoning (@Ganaram) Granted, but it still doesn't make sense I wish KROQ would do a better job at singing Offspring's You're Gonna Go Far, Kid I also wish I hadn't just been ninja'd Edited April 7, 2012 by XxDerpDerpyxX (Zom) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 I'm onwy 8ighteen... Granted but your wishes were melded into a mess by the devious mind of an 18-year-old Filipino-American. I wish I could draw something worthwhile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted, but it becomes so popular that you become famous, and being famous of course means crazed fans, you are killed by a mob of crazed fans I wish I didn't have to switch computers, this one doesn't show the forum's background, just a purple/blue page Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted. I just smashed your computer. I wish I had a radical avatar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Done. It's called a 404 error. I wish I were asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted. You are dead. I wish I wasn't too lazy to go to my basement and play some Star Fox 64. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted, you do go to your basement, but you fall down the stairs at an angle that causes you to break your neck and you die I wish stairs weren't actually that dangerous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted. They're now made of nanobots to maintain safety, but they're horribly expensive to maintain. I wish the synchtube wouldn't lag so much for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 7, 2012 Share April 7, 2012 Granted, it works so fast that it speeds up 1,000,000 times and everything happens so fast you don't have a hope in hell to be able to watch anything! I wish I knew what synchtube was (Yes, I know that little) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bill Hell 123 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, but as soon as you find out, you get mauled by bears. I wish I did my biology project.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, but it was due two weeks ago. I wish I had an eclair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted. Too bad it was poorly made and you get food poisoning. I wish I was an alchemist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 404 Error: Eclair not found. Pinkie Pie ate it. I want one too; I wish for one, and I'd like to have it forwarded to 350 Highway Avenue, Ponyville, Ganaramian Nation Equestria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 (edited) Granted, but it gets mixed up in transit and sent to 104 Jadefire Lane, Ponyville, instead. It was delicious. I wish I was an alchemist. Edited April 9, 2012 by Jadefire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, but gold is now worthless I wish I didn't get ninja'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted. Instead, you got samurai'd. I wish I was in better shape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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