Aureity 3,054 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, you're now a triangle. I wish Alexander wasn't great. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted. Gold has value again. I wish Equestria would switch over to paper money; Gold coins can be quite heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted. The transfer wasn't very compentantly done, and the mass printing of paper money massively devalue the currency and the economy tanks. I wish I was a G4 pony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted. But in return, you must be a blank flank for life. Oh, and you don't get to live in Equestria, either. :3 I wish i was a g4 pony (non-mutated/deformed) that could be accepted and welcomed in Equestria, lives in Equestria, and don't die till I'm old and ready Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted. You 'could' be accepted and welcomed, but in the end you weren't. Hope you enjoy life in the Everfree. I wish I was a phoenix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted but you're an old phoenix and you die immediately and somepony mistakenly scattered your ashes out to sea. I wish for a PO box, because I want another éclair and I don't wanna get it lost in the mail again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, but it's under the wrong name. All your eclairs get mistakenly shipped to my PO box instead. They were delicious. I wish I knew how to make explosives without blowing myself up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, Derpy visits and blows you up instead I wish I didn't have to reply to just about every forum game on the first page, I am incredibly laggy right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted. Your laptop explodes. Now you don't have to anymore, 'cause you're dead. I wish I had a pet hedgehog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted. You also get a pet porcupine to go with it, and you accidentally sit on it. I wish I was an expert at physics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted. You become so good at physics that your head explodes. I wish I'd stop getting sunburned. xP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted. You get moonburned instead. I wish to send myself through the mail. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, but you have no designation and you are constantly being moved around the world for eterntiy I wish I were more awake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadefire 2,796 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted. You never sleep again. I wish I had a pet horse (and had the resources to take care of it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted but I buried the horse that I was dragging around in the ground and now it's dark and I'm waiting for the dawn and now's the time to shake the devil off of my back. I wish somepony would make sense of that statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, but it won't be me and the person that does may as well get renowned for doing the impossible with Pinkie I wish the mane6 were real, still alive, will be able to visit me, and that they are like their normal selves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Znex 936 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, however they only visit you because they've heard from Princess Trollestia (who looks exactly the same as their own Celestia and explains why they got confused in the first place) that you're the mastermind behind Discord and Nightmare Moon and so they seal you into stone using the Elements of Harmony I wish the fan community favoured the canon view of Celestia instead of fanon views like Molestia or Trollestia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, but only because the roles are reversed, canon Princess Celestia is now Molestia and Trollestia, and Mollestia and Trollestia are Celestia I wish my corruption made sense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic 1,185 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 granted, but you still dont understand it. i wish the night lasted forever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZomBrony 345 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, but Trollestia makes it so night time is day time I wish I knew what to wish for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeverNeverland 1,939 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted. Too bad you have no more wishes. I wish I can get into a fight to the death with one of the mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinyRibbonsAndSparkles 164 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, but it's filled with chocolate and gasoline. I wish my stomach would stop hurting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, your stomach vanishes completely. I wish a bowl of ramen appeared in front of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunatic 1,185 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 it does, but you cant eat it. i wish i had enough money for rock am ring in germany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aureity 3,054 April 9, 2012 Share April 9, 2012 Granted, but you are forced to burn it as fuel to keep yourself warm. I wish I had a muffin cannon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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