The Corrupted Wish Game

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

1 minute ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Granted, but ponies find you weird for your mismatched tail.

I wish I could go back to Walt Disney World.

Granted, but you get arrested there and get banned from ever coming back

 

I wish us bronies were a majority

[Will Guide 21,325]

4 minutes ago, Sherbert Music-Guard said:

Granted, but you get arrested there and get banned from ever coming back

 

I wish us bronies were a majority

Honestly, that punchline is not funny and given the real world stress I'm going through now, I need more light-hearted punchlines.

Anyway, granted but we're unfortunately like the overcritical fan ponies in Fame and Misfortune.

I wish I could fly.

[SharpWit 2,472]

You can fly but you lose the use of your arms and legs.

I wish I was a benevolent dictator.

[TS Lightner 269]

@WiiGuy2014Granted, gravity is reversed for you, which means that if you step outside, you'll float up into the atmosphere.

 

I wish that Wallace's bed-lift drop system could be done in real life.

Edited March 13, 2018 by Superplay64

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

1 minute ago, WiiGuy2014 said:

Honestly, that punchline is not funny and given the real world stress I'm going through now, I need more light-hearted punchlines.

Anyway, granted but we're unfortunately like the overcritical fan ponies in Fame and Misfortune.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you can't stop flying, ever...

 

I wish for a funny wish to wish for (and nae ninjaes)

[SharpWit 2,472]

Granted, but no one else finds your wish to be funny.

I wish that I had new pillows.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, they're so soft your head sinks in to the point where you suffocate.

 

(Since there were so many wishes at once, I'm gonna re-use this one) I wish that Wallace's bed-lift drop system could be done in real life.

Edited March 13, 2018 by Superplay64

[SharpWit 2,472]

Granted, but the drop isn't perfect do you always land on something less than comfortable.

I still wish to be a benevolent dictator.

[Nye 1,652]

Granted but your loved ones despise you, and your entire country constantly plans on how to overthrow you.

I wish for a cake. 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... you are now a Rarity-shaped cake o3o

I wish the cast of Star Trek TNG would voice act in MLP o3o

 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but they'll only get to say one word

I wish for my sciatica nerve pain to go away.

 

 

[Nye 1,652]

1 hour ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted... you are now a Rarity-shaped cake o3o

I wish the cast of Star Trek TNG would voice act in MLP o3o

 

We already have Discord.

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

4 minutes ago, Nye said:

We already have Discord.

Where's the wish?

I wish to be the leader of my country (Scotland, if you've not noticed)

[TBD 17,228]

granted  you are leader of your country..... in your imagination. 

I wish math wasn't so boring. 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 14/03/2018 at 3:26 AM, TBD said:

I wish math wasn't so boring. 

Granted but now EVERYTHING else is boring....
...thanks to you...
...I wish you weren't so selfish...

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but now you are the selfish one 
I wish an orange! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you taste like banana.

 

I wish I had four arms.

 

[MidnightFire1222 1,682]

15 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted, but you taste like banana.

 

I wish I had four arms.

 

Granted, but you're now a giant four-armed red alien that everyone is scared of (original Ben 10 reference)

I wish I could talk to animals like Eliza Thornberry.

Edited March 17, 2018 by MidnightFire1222

[Will Guide 21,325]

6 minutes ago, MidnightFire1222 said:

Granted, but you're now a giant four-armed red alien that everyone is scared of (original Ben 10 reference)

I wish I could talk to animals like Eliza Thornberry.

Granted, but you can never speak to humans again.

I wish I could have had my first major MLP fan fiction all written and uploaded onto FimFiction by now.

[artlin 10]

5 minutes ago, We. said:

Granted, but you can never speak to humans again.

I wish I could have had my first major MLP fan fiction all written and uploaded onto FimFiction by now.

Granted, but you will never finish writing the never ending story.

I wish I could be in Equestria

[Xe__or 4,376]

Granted, but you'll be rejected by most of the population because of you being different

 

I wish I could have a perfect understanding of the universe

[Will Guide 21,325]

10 minutes ago, artlin said:

Granted, but you will never finish writing the never ending story.

I wish I could be in Equestria

Sings: Never-ending storyyyy! Aw-aw-aw, aw-aw-aw, aw-aw-aw

Granted, but your in the Destroyed Equestria from S5 Finale.

I wish @Gachin wouldn't ninja me!

[RDDash 18,863]

Granted but @Sherbert would pirate you, arr.

 

I wish we had an awesome adventure ark,instead of that boring friendship school.

Edited March 17, 2018 by R.D.Dash

[The Kaeya Simp 13,953]

1 minute ago, R.D.Dash said:

Granted but @Sherbert would pirate you, arr.

 

I wish we had an awesome adventure ark instead of that boring friendship school.

Granted but you favorite charactor gets killed off

 

I wish for season 8 to come sooner and for a new episode of Still Game much sooner

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

9 hours ago, Sherbert said:

I wish for season 8 to come sooner and for a new episode of Still Game much sooner

Granted but you're not allowed to watch it  

I wish the rain to stop being so present