The Corrupted Wish Game

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT you can't get down

I wish for unlimited access to Disneyland

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted.  It's 40 years abandoned and no rides work anymore, and all the attractions are dilapidating, so no one cares to keep it secure anymore, so you can go in anytime and go anywhere and do whatever at your own liability risk.

 

I wish for graphics card prices to return to MSRP.

[TBD 17,228]

granted but now it too pricey to purchase it

I wish I was good at math. 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT you suck horribly at all the other subjects

I wish I was cool in school.

[TBD 17,228]

granted but you are too cool for school, that you drop out.

I wish I could be done with college right now.

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT you dont have anything to do once you're finished.

I wish I could 'Ride The Lightning.'

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but  you got into a "car" crash.

I wish I can 'fly to the moon'

Edited March 28, 2018 by TBD

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you suddenly grow wings, and flap them 'til you're in space.

And then suffocate o3o

I wish I could actually turn into slime =w=

 

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT you get eaten.

I wish for a pet rock.

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Granted, but Maud wants Boulder back. Wish i could die.

Edited March 29, 2018 by The_Dank_Brony

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, you become immortal o3o

I wish I could hug friend_goat :3

 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but the goat ate you whole

I wish I lived in a mansion 

Edited March 29, 2018 by TBD

[RDDash 18,859]

Granted but it's on the moon.

I wish to be a space pirate.

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT you don't have a space pirate ship.

I wish for a good modern rock band 

[TBD 17,228]

granted but they only lasted a day

I wish to go see the gorillaz concert one day. 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

Granted, but that day will be the last day of your life.

I wish I could have come up with a better corruption for the previous wish.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but your corruption powers fade away. 

I wish I didn't have to eat. 

[kaiser5578 340]

Granted, but you feel unsatifiable hunger

i wish I could go to Equestria

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but it's the timeline during the war against King Sombra.

I wish I wasn't so lazy.

[TBD 17,228]

granted you have done everything but now you're bored to death

I wish I could screen jump through movies. 

 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but once you're in, you can't escape

 

I wish I could bring people out of movies (reverse screen jumping)

 

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but they're frozen, eternally re-enacting the scene they were pulled from. 

I wish I was always clean.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you can't ever touch anything ever again and end up trapped in the void of space.... somehow.

I wish I could go to space o3o

 

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you forgot to bring your suit.

Scatterbrain! 

I wish I lived a miserable life.

Spoiler

You didn't say it had to be a positive wish! 

 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.
You live miserable and die lonely D:

I wish you wouldn't try to break the system T3T

Two negatives don't make a positive in this instance....