The Corrupted Wish Game

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but now only you dont understand them!

I wish I didnt have chores.

Edited April 21, 2018 by Kitty_Cat

[Rising Dusk 26,300]

Granted, but now your home will never be clean.

I wish for hugs.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted! 

I wish for Dusk's injuries to heal! 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... but they become part-cactus o3o

I wish movies would take their source material seriously T3T

 

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but they use the 1920's style of film making! 

I wish for someone to read this wish.

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Longhaul 6,470]

Granted.  It was critically panned and didn't make the bestseller list.

I wish for non-holey shoes.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but they don't have soles! 

I wish that you read the word I again.

Edited April 21, 2018 by Recherche

[Longhaul 6,470]

Granted. I am so confused right now.  

I wish I could remember what topic I was in.

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Granted. But, that topic got deleted.

I wish to be thrown into a shark tank.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but they're all dead! 

I wish for this wish to be half granted.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Half-granted! The other half gets donated to the poor. 

I wish that this wish is a little longer.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but my reason for corrupting it is so ungodly long that there's no way in the absolute hottest depths of the underworld that you're ever going to have the patience to read all of it. NO joke; you probably just quit reading it a few words a go, did you not? If you're still reading, than you deserve an award for your persistence and stubbornness! 

I wish that you didn't read that! 

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, now I don't get my prize!

I wish that i can slow down time!  

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but you slow down with it! 

I wish that I could, would, and should!

[Longhaul 6,470]

Granted, but you can't. won't, and don't!

I wish for pie in the horse.

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but it's been found inside of a pig instead! 

I wish that you didn't just highlight this text.

[Longhaul 6,470]

Granted, but

I wish a mofo would.

[The Recherche 29,965]

@Longhaul I guess you did grant my wish!  Check my wish again...

3 hours ago, Recherche said:

I wish that you didn't just highlight this text.

Granted, but the mofo don't! 

I wish that I had a better keyboard.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Granted. You don’t have a mouse now

 

i wish I had cake

[Longhaul 6,470]

Granted.  It's a meatcake. 

I wish people would stop playing pranks on, and ninja-ing this old man.  

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted, but that makes the thread boring! 

I wish that I didn't just mak a typo.

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,814]

Granted. You type everything wrong.

i wish creepypastas weren’t a thing

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, but creepynoodles are now the new thing. 

I wish that it isn't so hot here!

[The Recherche 29,965]

Granted! 

I wish that this wish could never be corrupted!

[Longhaul 6,470]

Granted.  Your wish is perfect in every way.  The rest of your day gets corrupted.

I wish I could find that one song I want to learn on the bass.