The Corrupted Wish Game

[Longhaul 5,463]

Granted.  Your wish is perfect in every way.  The rest of your day gets corrupted.

I wish I could find that one song I want to learn on the bass.

[Messy Mane 9,003]

Granted BUT! You forget how to play bass.

I wish I was funny.

[Rising Dusk 23,029]

Granted, but you're only funny to yourself.

I wish the memes were stronger.

[Longhaul 5,463]

Granted.  All of the strong memes are from ten years ago.

I wish I had better responses to this game.

[Rising Dusk 23,029]

Granted, but your responses to under games will become horrid.

I wish for pizza.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, it has pineapples on it!

I wish there werent so many edgy ponies and bad ocs in pony town.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... Ponytown goes the way of the Penguin Club D:

I wish people themselves would stop being so edgy T3T

 

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, now youre tye only person in existence thats edgy!

I wish that I could type as fast as I can without making so many typos!

[The Recherche 29,664]

Granted, but now your keyboard is spread out further! 

I wish that @Kitty_Cat had a normal keyboard.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but it's a DVORAK keyboard :3
I wish Rech had a different avatar every minute >:3

 

[The Recherche 29,664]

Granted, but I CHANGE MY NAME WITH IT!!! 

I wish @Trotteur Sauvage would come back... 

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they come back as a furry instead of a brony :3

I wish those two fandoms would get along :V

 

[The Recherche 29,664]

Granted, but then they merge together! 

I wish there wasn't a horrible Brony/Furry amalgam in front of me...

Spoiler

This isn't a criticism if you're a furry, by the way; it's just a joke! 

 

Edited April 22, 2018 by Recherche

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

Granted. But there's a trekkie/scalie amalgam instead.

I wish I could imagine a friend.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... but they're only imaginary T3T

I wish I had more avatars :3

 

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,621]

Granted. But, they're all too big for MLPFORUMS.

I wish that idiot didn't blast me out of my own helicopter.

 

5 minutes ago, The_Gobo said:

Granted... but they're only imaginary T3T

Uhh thanks, that's what I wanted.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, now theyre your worst enemy!

I wish for a good uhvduhvdvhivhidibhidbbijdjkb game.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted.

Chutulu comes and wins the game for you o3o

I wish I had better income =w=

 

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but you have to give most of it to charity!

I wish it wasnt raining rn.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted... it starts raining fire D:

I wish I wasn't raining at all T3T

 

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, now its snowing!

I wish I ddint have so many problems.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, now the problems are all put on your best friend D:

I wish batman was real :3

 

[Passion 3,475]

 

 

Grrrrranted! But you're one of the Thugs standing in his way...

 

I wish my cellphone battery lasted longer.

[Sovereign Leader Rarity 11,981]

Granted, but it will destroy the entire world if it ever runs out of charge.

I wish that somepony sent me a nice, complimentary fruit basket.

[Kitty_Cat 376]

Granted, but all of tye fruit are rotten!

I wish I wasnt a hoarder.