The Corrupted Wish Game

[Matraxial Artemi 2,227]

Granted! that you can't wish that!

I wish my pie was tasty!

[Messy Mane 9,003]

Granted! BUT only half of it.

I wish my late assignments would just dissappear from existence

[Matraxial Artemi 2,227]

Granted! but you got piled up from the new assignments!

I wish I could eat a donut!

[Messy Mane 9,003]

Granted! BUT the donut is poisoned D:

I wish for a new skateboard 

[TBD 16,716]

granted but it got broke into two

I wish I can afford to go skiing. 

[Messy Mane 9,003]

Granted! BUT you become paralyzed because you accidentally lost balance and broke all your bones. D:

I wish for legit Italian food

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but you end up getting heartburn T3T

I wish I could eat italian every night :3

 

[Messy Mane 9,003]

Granted! BUT only Spaghet

I wish for adult swim to be Cartoon network

[The Recherche 29,664]

Granted, but half of their programs are lost in a void! 

I wish that I put an apostrophe in the word "isnt."

[Messy Mane 9,003]

Granted! BUT you forgot how to spell it.

I wish for lo mein

[Rising Dusk 23,029]

Granted, but it's under cooked.

I wish for the next Steam Sale to start already!

[Messy Mane 9,003]

Granted! BUT everybody else buys all the good stuff D:

I wish I knew everything.

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but now everything bores you :3

I wish time would stop when I took a nap so I didn't waste time with sleep =w=

 

[Messy Mane 9,003]

Granted! BUT then you might as well stop time for your whole life.

I wish you got my joke

Did...you?

Edited April 24, 2018 by Messy Mane

[Wannabrony 11,636]

Granted, but I didn't... 

I wish I can stop using the  gif!   

Edited April 24, 2018 by Wannabrony

[The Recherche 29,664]

Granted! You're not allowed to use gifs anymore! 

I wish that I didn't use Discord all of the time!

[Messy Mane 9,003]

Granted! BUT you have to use Fluttershy all the time. Lel

I wish I was Gawdziller 

[TBD 16,716]

Granted now everything is in order expect without chaos the world will be unfair.

I wish there is more christopher  nolan's batman movies. 

2 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT you have to use Fluttershy all the time. Lel

I wish I was Gawdziller 

granted but you're only 1 inches tall. 

Edited April 24, 2018 by TBD

[The Recherche 29,664]

Um... granted, but they didn't hire a very good director! 

S-sorry...

I-I wish that I didn't have a bunch of notifications right now... if that's okay...

Edited April 24, 2018 by Recherche

[Im_not_crazy_im_just 1,812]

Granted this is one more notification.

I wish that I had some sort of happiness

[Messy Mane 9,003]

Granted! BUT it's stolen by some mean person.

I wish I had 50 cents to buy a bag of chips at school tomorrow

[The Recherche 29,664]

Um, granted... but they cost a dollar now. 

Sorry about that...

I-I wish that I had a pet Russian blue! 

[Messy Mane 9,003]

Granted! BUT I steal it >:3

I wish to be a multiple trick pony

[The_Gobo 36,257]

Granted, but they're tricks are all just variants of the same thing

o3o
I wish I wasn't on a spending freeze so I could commission a pic of an OC =w=

 

[Messy Mane 9,003]

Granted! BUT the cost of your commission is waaaaaaaaaaay bigger than the spending freeze.

I wish for a shirt that says "Vote for pedro"