The Corrupted Wish Game

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

Granted, thats it, i won't corrupt it, i want this too but tomorrow it's summer again, and it's extra  hot to compensate for it

i wish eating alot made you stronger instead of fat

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Granted. It works for everyone, but you.

I wish all the Dooms (Judge Doom, Dr. Doom, Doomguy, etc.) would appear in Drake (The Rapper)'s hot tub.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted...but you're doom to clean the hot tub..which it's not pretty.

I wish I have a paper to draw right now.

[Wannabrony 11,638]

Granted, but the opponent draws scissors and you lost.

I wish that my house had more windows.

[IronM17 5,145]

Granted, but all windows are covered with black color.

I wish that I could dance.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but you broke your legs and will never walk..again

I wish for a real horse. 

 

Edited August 20, 2018 by TBD

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

granted, you now own a real horse, but it has a contagious disease so you can't go near it, plus you have to pay the medical bills

I wish Live concerts were free to go to

[TBD 17,228]

same here

Granted but your favorite bands got disbanded due to losing money.

I wish the world doesn't have to revolve around money.

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

Granted, everyone is now enslaved to the aliens, who don't care about money

i wish George R R Martin will finish writing the ASOIAF books

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but it will be his last since not many knows about him and all the publishing has gone to waste.

I wish I have my own bar at my house

 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

Granted, but it's never stocked with any drinks.

I wish for a new TV.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but its a  micro size. 

I wish I can control the weather. 

[Lights Action 476]

Granted, but only in the middle of the ocean/border of the country you care the least about.
I wish I could infiltrate the princesses castle whenever I want.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but you got sent to the tartarus for eternity.

I wish I was the lord of the underworld.

Edited August 24, 2018 by TBD

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

granted, but you're still alive so you can't contact your minions there

I wish i owned a pirate ship

[TBD 17,228]

granted but it's turn out the ship already belong to someone's else and you got keelhauled

I wish this forum can stay noir forever.

[KH7672 1,604]

Granted the forum now appears in black and white noir because all the color is gone from the world.

I wish my computer's processing power was better.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but it was too great that it cannot take that much power. *kaput*

I wish  mlp will go up to season 10

 

 

[Lord Valtasar 12,685]

granted, but now there are only 10 episodes per season

I wish s9 would start right after s8 ended

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but only one episode from s9. The rest you'll have to wait.

I wish for s10

 

 

[Soaring Symphony 372]

Granted, but you drop it and break the screen two minutes after you get it.

 

I wish that all the annoying mosquitoes around the world would just drop dead tomorrow all at once.

Edited September 25, 2018 by Soaring Symphony

[TBD 17,228]

granted but it generation lives on

I wish that whatever I think of something it comes to life.

[GiFTGewEhrSCHutzen-4 8,827]

Granted! You think of a can of Coca-Cola, but a can of Pepsi appears instead. 

I wish all of the DC and Marvel characters would come to life.

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. They wreck havoc across the planet because you unleashed Thanos, Doomsday, Dormamu, Omega, and worst of all, Ryan Reynolds, i mean, Deadpool.

 

I wish i could get the girl of my dreams. 

[Gabosor 3,093]

Granted, but you can't see her or hear her

I wish my playlist is sorted