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The Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted.  But now anger, pride, lust, sloth, envy, and gluttony are much more potent in mankind.

 

I wish crackers wouldn't make a mess when I eat them.

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Granted! BUT they'll make a mess everytime you dont eat them.

I wish I could stay at home more often instead of going to school.

Edited by Messy Mane

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11 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT they'll make a mess everytime you dont eat them.

I wish I could stay at home more often instead of going to school.

Granted but now you have to be homeschooled with twice what you have to do in public school.

I wish I could be a Staff Member here on the Forums.

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Granted you're the stuff of the dark parts of the forum

I wish for some pie

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Granted. You get cow pie.

 

I wish I could access the utilities without paying the bills. 

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Granted.  Your country is now communist.

 

I wish the newest Season 9 trailer didn't feel like such a punch to the feels.

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granted, instead it's a punch to the face because its sucks

I wish I get a "A" on all my course.

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Granted, but you are suspected of cheating and expelled.

I wish all life would cease to exist.

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granted but you're the only existing now..  

I wish daylight saving never exist. 

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Granted, now daylight during the summer does not last as long.

I wish I could've thought of a better way to corrupt that wish.

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You think of a better way, but then you forget it!

I wish I had a Rarity plushy. :mlp_rarity:

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Granted but it got lost along the way of coming to you.

i wish for rain, it’s so dry here..

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Granted, but the rain will bring heavy thunder and scare all the dogs loose.

I wish I could grow a garden in my yard.

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Granted, your whole yard is a garden, infested with weeds and plenty of various insects.

I wish someone would have responded to my original wish.

Edited by Cpl_Dixon

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granted but they don't know exactly what you wished for. 

I wish the world is like a anime. 

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Granted, everything moves in choppy, still-shot like quality.

I wish a game I server I frequent wasn't shutting down.

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granted but instead it's lagging.

I wish for a unlimited tickets to the movie. 

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"the movie"  Just one?  Well then, unlimited tickets to the Bee Movie it is!  (However, it's the special "but Every Sentence is Pitch Corrected 'Ya Like Jazz'" edition.)

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

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granted but there's nothing to do now.

I wish I have this 

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Granted, but it comes to life and kills your family.

I wish for all life to end.

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Granted.  Without life, there is nothing, and so there is no wish to wish away all life, so you are now trapped in this paradox for eternity.

I wish that wish wasn't so difficult to corrupt.

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Granted, but now you read the last chapter of every book you read, first.

I wish I was a pro ice hockey player. :D

 

Edited by Mirage

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Granted. Drafted into the worst team ever and never make it to championship. 

 

I wish i could could be as talented as some of the YouTubers I watch. 

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Granted.  But now the YouTubers you watch have no talent whatsoever.

I wish I could randomly get an unusual in Team Fortress 2.

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Granted but now your bad at team fortress 

I wish I was on a cruise. 

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