The Corrupted Wish Game

[Messy Mane 9,006]

Granted! BUT they'll make a mess everytime you dont eat them.

I wish I could stay at home more often instead of going to school.

Edited February 28, 2019 by Messy Mane

[Will Guide 21,325]

11 minutes ago, Messy Mane said:

Granted! BUT they'll make a mess everytime you dont eat them.

I wish I could stay at home more often instead of going to school.

Granted but now you have to be homeschooled with twice what you have to do in public school.

I wish I could be a Staff Member here on the Forums.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted you're the stuff of the dark parts of the forum

I wish for some pie

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. You get cow pie.

 

I wish I could access the utilities without paying the bills. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted.  Your country is now communist.

 

I wish the newest Season 9 trailer didn't feel like such a punch to the feels.

[TBD 17,228]

granted, instead it's a punch to the face because its sucks

I wish I get a "A" on all my course.

[Ruddboy Olaf 10,627]

Granted, but you are suspected of cheating and expelled.

I wish all life would cease to exist.

[TBD 17,228]

granted but you're the only existing now..  

I wish daylight saving never exist. 

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

Granted, now daylight during the summer does not last as long.

I wish I could've thought of a better way to corrupt that wish.

[Mirage 24,135]

You think of a better way, but then you forget it!

I wish I had a Rarity plushy. 

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but it got lost along the way of coming to you.

i wish for rain, it’s so dry here..

[ShyGuy 22]

Granted, but the rain will bring heavy thunder and scare all the dogs loose.

I wish I could grow a garden in my yard.

[DixonTheAdversary 1,631]

Granted, your whole yard is a garden, infested with weeds and plenty of various insects.

I wish someone would have responded to my original wish.

Edited April 22, 2019 by Cpl_Dixon

[TBD 17,228]

granted but they don't know exactly what you wished for. 

I wish the world is like a anime. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, everything moves in choppy, still-shot like quality.

I wish a game I server I frequent wasn't shutting down.

[TBD 17,228]

granted but instead it's lagging.

I wish for a unlimited tickets to the movie. 

[TS Lightner 269]

"the movie"  Just one?  Well then, unlimited tickets to the Bee Movie it is!  (However, it's the special "but Every Sentence is Pitch Corrected 'Ya Like Jazz'" edition.)

I wish I didn't procrastinate so much.

[TBD 17,228]

granted but there's nothing to do now.

I wish I have this 

[Eathlin 37]

Granted, but it comes to life and kills your family.

I wish for all life to end.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted.  Without life, there is nothing, and so there is no wish to wish away all life, so you are now trapped in this paradox for eternity.

I wish that wish wasn't so difficult to corrupt.

[Mirage 24,135]

Granted, but now you read the last chapter of every book you read, first.

I wish I was a pro ice hockey player.

 

Edited April 23, 2019 by Mirage

[Kronos the Revenant 1,971]

Granted. Drafted into the worst team ever and never make it to championship. 

 

I wish i could could be as talented as some of the YouTubers I watch. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted.  But now the YouTubers you watch have no talent whatsoever.

I wish I could randomly get an unusual in Team Fortress 2.

[Kion 7,374]

Granted but now your bad at team fortress 

I wish I was on a cruise. 

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted, but by the worst luck ever, your ship sinks.  You don't make it into a lifeboat, and you are left adrift on an inflatable pool toy.  Eventually, you wash up on shore, only to find out you're stuck on an uninhabited island.  Will you ever be able to return to civilization?  Only time will tell...

I wish Valve was a little more active with content production.