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The Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted, but by the worst luck ever, your ship sinks.  You don't make it into a lifeboat, and you are left adrift on an inflatable pool toy.  Eventually, you wash up on shore, only to find out you're stuck on an uninhabited island.  Will you ever be able to return to civilization?  Only time will tell...

I wish Valve was a little more active with content production.

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Granted. Said content is useless crap that literally no one asked for........again.

 

I wish my mom would stop nagging at me for hours over a minor screw-up. 

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granted but now your mom will start nagging you for days over a major screw-up.

 

I wish for a day where it's just me in the world. 

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Granted, but "the world" happens to be mars

I wish for a mandarin orange that tastes nice

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Granted but now your mandarin orange taste a little to sweet and has a bit of sour as well. 

I wish I could visit equestria.

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granted, but you're imidiately taken to an underground laboratory to be studied and be experimented on

I wish i could pause time(and not get paused along with everyone else)

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Granted, but since everything is frozen except you, that means the air cannot freely move around your body, so you won't be able to move or breathe.

I wish I was better at melee fights in Team Fortress 2.

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I shall grant your wish but your foes will go against you with melee as same as level as you! 

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I wish for someone to make a wish for me to corrupt. 

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Granted, but the wish has already been corrupted by someone else 

I wish I had precognition

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Granted. You can only see one femtosecond into the future.

I wish I didn't feel so sleepy.

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Granted now you're wide awake but will never sleep again.

I wish I have the tools to make music. 

 

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Granted but you forget how to use them

I wish for hugs all the hugs

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Granted, but all of the people hugging you is really sweaty and smells like cigarettes

 

I wish for more views on my Wattpad stories

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Granted you just received two more views only

I wish I can control time.

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Granted but you cannot use this power until 4,000 AD :derp:

I wish I had more energy.

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Granted. Have some energy.

 

I wish I had more time.

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Granted; you are given a nanosecond more time in total :derp:

I wish I was in a better mood.

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Granted but everyone else is in a crappy mood which kills the mood for ya.

I wish I can go in the past and undo my mistakes.

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Granted, but you will make various other mistakes in the process.

 

I wish chores could be much less tedious.

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Granted you don't have to clean but now your house is like pigsty.

 I wish can do chores with a flick of my fingers. 

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(edited)

Granted.  Flicking can include snapping, so we'll make it snapping specifically, and since you're snapping, you're also making everything perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


(If you need it to be even more corrupted, then we'll say FiM is on the chopping block of things to be balanced.)


I wish I had remembered to put a wish and didn't have to edit a wish into this message.

Edited by Virtual Click

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Granted but you don't know what to wish for.

I wish my art class is less annoying.

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Granted but now they ignore the lessons and play Bob Ross videos all day in Korean

I wish my evil dnd character can manipulate the group and our boss till the time is right and get away with everything

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