The Corrupted Wish Game

[Number62 1,247]

Granted, the ranch has dry, acidic, and loose soil, and the air quality is the worst with the smog blocking out the sky.

 

I wish that I was filthy rich, and that the money wouldn't be subject to theft, taxes, and other obnoxious payments.

[TS Lightner 269]

Granted; you are now the richest man alive with a currency that can't be stolen, taxed, or be subjected to obnoxious payments!
What currency is this you ask?  It's Mr. Krabs's Wacky Bucks*!

*(Wacky Bucks are not legal tender)


I wish there was a fully immersive pony VR game.

Edited September 17, 2019 by Virtual Click

[Samurai Equine 45,799]

Granted. You now have a portal to a virtual pony game. You can be just as immersed as the NPC's. However, it's a one way trip only. Enjoy your new home!

I wish international shipping wasn't so expensive.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted international shipping is now closed off

 

I wish I can make good fortune come true

[Samurai Equine 45,799]

Granted. Everyone but you is now cursed with horribly bad misfortune. Even the simplest act would improve someone's fortune.

I wish I had a new suit of armor.

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. The armor is made of torn tissue paper.

I wish I could get everything for free.

[Samurai Equine 45,799]

Granted. Everything is now made of paper, making it all equally worthless.

I wish I was a dragon for a day.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted you're now a dragon...egg. 

I wish I have my own animation production 

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. You are given an animation studio, but you don't have a team to work with. Your first project must be completed within the next 5 seconds.

 

I wish I could get whatever I want whenever I want.

[Samurai Equine 45,799]

Granted. You will get everything your heart randomly desires, in the form of drawings and flash cards.

I wish I was the owner of a living Pokemon.

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. You are given a sickly Pokemon that also happens to be the weakest Pokemon of all time, and it will never level up, evolve, get stronger, get healthy, or even die. And you can't release it. It will stick with you no matter what happens.

I wish I could multitask efficiently.

[Limestone-Pie 188]

Granted - you can multitask, but you can only do so with your feet while listening to a Kids Bop album that is constantly stuck on loop. 

I wish for Limestone to be my roommate, so we could complain about things together and eat cheap microwave meals. 

[Samurai Equine 45,799]

Granted. You are now roommates with an actual limestone rock. It can't really talk, but it's a great listener!

I wish I had a better avatar...

[TBD 17,228]

granted but it too big to fit.

I wish I can grow money from tree. 

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. The tree grows counterfeit money.

I wish I could grow genuine money from a tree, no one would try to steal the money, and the tree wouldn't take too long to grow.

[Samurai Equine 45,799]

Granted. However, the world no longer uses traditional currency to buy and sell goods. So there's no threat of anyone stealing the money from you!

I wish I could speak multiple languages fluently.

[Number62 1,247]

Granted, anything you say will be in a random language. While speaking, your current language will randomly change into a different language whenever you try to say another word.

I wish to be a professional dancer.

[Flutterstep 46,279]

Granted, but now you have no legs.

I wish I could teleport to anywhere I like at will.

[SparklingSwirls 21,261]

Granted, but your legs stay behind

I wish I lived on MS The World!

[Samurai Equine 45,799]

Granted, but it's decommissioned and will probably never be removed from the local junk yard any time soon. Enjoy your stay!

I wish that I had perfect anime hair forever.

Edited October 5, 2019 by Samurai Equine

[TBD 17,228]

Granted, they're just plastic wig

I wish can travel in dreams like Princess luna.

[Feather Spiral 1,892]

Granted, but you can only jump between dreams by waking up and taking a very long time to drift back to sleep.

I wish my tummy didn't ache...

[Samurai Equine 45,799]

Granted. You no longer have a tummy. You might want to seek some emergency medical help...

I wish I had a thriving, bountiful fruit and vegetable garden.

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. Your vegetable garden is vibrant, beautiful, healthy, and even delicious. So much so that everyone else compelety robs you of your produce.

I wish I didn't need to charge my phone.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted you don't have to, but your phone dies eventually. 

I wish Halloween will last forever.