The Corrupted Wish Game

[LegoDev 12]

Granted, Nothing has changed, as you have always been traveling through time.

 

I wish all programs I created worked the first time.

[TBD 17,228]

granted it only worked for 1 second

I wish I have something to do 

[LegoDev 12]

Granted, Hopefully you know java, as you are now fixing the bug causing my program to stop working after 1 second

 

I wish i could think of a wish...

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

57 minutes ago, LegoDev said:

I wish i could think of a wish...

Granted but it's a corrupted wish ! 

I wish I could beat the system 

[LegoDev 12]

Access Denied.

 

I wish I could stay awake all night

[Skittybug 16]

Granted, you just sleep during the day.

 

I wish to be a tree.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted you will be useful for keeping my fire going

I wish to control water. 

[LegoDev 12]

Granted. You are now able to control water, but only 1nm³ of water at a time.

 

I wish to have the entire knowledge of humanity in my head.

[Skittybug 16]

Granted. So much knowledge exists that all the energy would fry your brain and kill you instantly.

 

I wish to have perfect knowledge of the English Language, meaning I know every word, root, definition, grammatical rule etc. within the English language of the planet and universe I am typing this in.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

20 hours ago, Skittybug said:

I wish to have perfect knowledge of the English Language, meaning I know every word, root, definition, grammatical rule etc. within the English language of the planet and universe I am typing this in.

Granted but now everybody speak chinese and english goes to the oubliettes

I wish I was multilingual 

[LegoDev 12]

Granted, you can now speak English and Old High German, which is a useless language to know as little to no people speak it.

 

I wish all software was open source, so devs everywhere can improve it.

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

1 hour ago, LegoDev said:

I wish all software was open source, so devs everywhere can improve it.

Granted but during WW3 all computer have been destroyed and humanity now lives without technology

I wish I was a bit taller

[Skittybug 16]

Granted. You exactly 1 bit (as in the coin) taller.

 

I wish I could never be fired from a job, no matter what.

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. You're stuck with a job that requires you to pay your boss(es) $100 per hour.

I wish I could get a pizza delivered to my place in 30 minutes or less.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but the pizza is uncooked to save time.

I wish we can teleport 

[LegoDev 12]

Granted, but when someone teleports, everyone else telports to the same location

 

I wish the derpibooru api would work right now (it's yelling at me saying i can't use it right now ._.)

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but it’s a hack!

I wish that I’m wizard so I can use magic to do all my chores 

[Odyssey 5,713]

Granted! Your chores are endless and there is no relaxing

I wish to be poor

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

22 hours ago, Odyssey said:

I wish to be poor

Granted but poor is the new rich now !

I wish to eat everything I want without getting fat

[TBD 17,228]

Granted but you die from over consumption

I wish I don't have to eat to survive  

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 5/5/2020 at 1:22 AM, TBD said:

I wish I don't have to eat to survive  

Granted but you have to drink bleach to survive !


I wish I COULD GET OUT !

[TBD 17,228]

Granted you're now in the movie "Get Out" and won't get out alive.

I wish I can float to mobile around so I don't have to use my legs.

[TigerGeekGuy 4,659]

Granted, but you float too high and die from lack of oxygen.

I wish for world peace!

[TBD 17,228]

granted 

 

I wish we can be any other mythical species beside human. 

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

1 hour ago, TBD said:

I wish we can be any other mythical species beside human. 

Granted you can be a troll, an ugly troll.

I wish I could live without internet