Le Trotteur Sauvage 13033 Share Posted April 29, 2020 5 hours ago, Odyssey said: I wish that salads tasted like candy so that I can actually eat them Granted but now you have diabetes I wish to have the power to time travel ! Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
LegoDev 12 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Granted, Nothing has changed, as you have always been traveling through time. I wish all programs I created worked the first time. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBD 15768 Share Posted April 29, 2020 granted it only worked for 1 second I wish I have something to do Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
LegoDev 12 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Granted, Hopefully you know java, as you are now fixing the bug causing my program to stop working after 1 second I wish i could think of a wish... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13033 Share Posted April 29, 2020 57 minutes ago, LegoDev said: I wish i could think of a wish... Granted but it's a corrupted wish ! I wish I could beat the system Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
LegoDev 12 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Access Denied. I wish I could stay awake all night 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skittybug 16 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Granted, you just sleep during the day. I wish to be a tree. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBD 15768 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Granted you will be useful for keeping my fire going I wish to control water. Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
LegoDev 12 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Granted. You are now able to control water, but only 1nm³ of water at a time. I wish to have the entire knowledge of humanity in my head. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Skittybug 16 Share Posted April 29, 2020 Granted. So much knowledge exists that all the energy would fry your brain and kill you instantly. I wish to have perfect knowledge of the English Language, meaning I know every word, root, definition, grammatical rule etc. within the English language of the planet and universe I am typing this in. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13033 Share Posted April 30, 2020 20 hours ago, Skittybug said: I wish to have perfect knowledge of the English Language, meaning I know every word, root, definition, grammatical rule etc. within the English language of the planet and universe I am typing this in. Granted but now everybody speak chinese and english goes to the oubliettes I wish I was multilingual Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
LegoDev 12 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Granted, you can now speak English and Old High German, which is a useless language to know as little to no people speak it. I wish all software was open source, so devs everywhere can improve it. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13033 Share Posted April 30, 2020 1 hour ago, LegoDev said: I wish all software was open source, so devs everywhere can improve it. Granted but during WW3 all computer have been destroyed and humanity now lives without technology I wish I was a bit taller Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Skittybug 16 Share Posted April 30, 2020 Granted. You exactly 1 bit (as in the coin) taller. I wish I could never be fired from a job, no matter what. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Number62 817 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Granted. You're stuck with a job that requires you to pay your boss(es) $100 per hour. I wish I could get a pizza delivered to my place in 30 minutes or less. Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
TBD 15768 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Granted but the pizza is uncooked to save time. I wish we can teleport Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
LegoDev 12 Share Posted May 1, 2020 Granted, but when someone teleports, everyone else telports to the same location I wish the derpibooru api would work right now (it's yelling at me saying i can't use it right now ._.) Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TBD 15768 Share Posted May 2, 2020 Granted but it’s a hack! I wish that I’m wizard so I can use magic to do all my chores Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Odyssey 5650 Share Posted May 3, 2020 Granted! Your chores are endless and there is no relaxing I wish to be poor Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13033 Share Posted May 4, 2020 22 hours ago, Odyssey said: I wish to be poor Granted but poor is the new rich now ! I wish to eat everything I want without getting fat Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
TBD 15768 Share Posted May 4, 2020 Granted but you die from over consumption I wish I don't have to eat to survive 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
Le Trotteur Sauvage 13033 Share Posted May 7, 2020 On 5/5/2020 at 1:22 AM, TBD said: I wish I don't have to eat to survive Granted but you have to drink bleach to survive ! I wish I COULD GET OUT ! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
TBD 15768 Share Posted May 8, 2020 Granted you're now in the movie "Get Out" and won't get out alive. I wish I can float to mobile around so I don't have to use my legs. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
TigerGeekGuy 4654 Share Posted May 10, 2020 Granted, but you float too high and die from lack of oxygen. I wish for world peace! Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
TBD 15768 Share Posted May 11, 2020 granted I wish we can be any other mythical species beside human. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites Badges
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