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Um... granted, but they didn't hire a very good director!  S-sorry... I-I wish that I didn't have a bunch of notifications right now... if that's okay...

For those of you who have not heard of this game before, here's how it works. In your post you make a wish. The next user then turns that wish on its head so that it becomes something bad, ala evil ge

Granted. Your minute expired seven hours ago. I wish I could wish better.

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Granted, Nothing has changed, as you have always been traveling through time.

 

I wish all programs I created worked the first time.

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granted it only worked for 1 second

I wish I have something to do 

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Granted, Hopefully you know java, as you are now fixing the bug causing my program to stop working after 1 second

 

I wish i could think of a wish...

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Granted you will be useful for keeping my fire going

I wish to control water. 

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Granted. You are now able to control water, but only 1nm³ of water at a time.

 

I wish to have the entire knowledge of humanity in my head.

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Granted. So much knowledge exists that all the energy would fry your brain and kill you instantly.

 

I wish to have perfect knowledge of the English Language, meaning I know every word, root, definition, grammatical rule etc. within the English language of the planet and universe I am typing this in.

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20 hours ago, Skittybug said:

I wish to have perfect knowledge of the English Language, meaning I know every word, root, definition, grammatical rule etc. within the English language of the planet and universe I am typing this in.

Granted but now everybody speak chinese and english goes to the oubliettes

I wish I was multilingual 

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Granted, you can now speak English and Old High German, which is a useless language to know as little to no people speak it.

 

I wish all software was open source, so devs everywhere can improve it.

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Granted but the pizza is uncooked to save time.

I wish we can teleport 

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Granted, but when someone teleports, everyone else telports to the same location

 

I wish the derpibooru api would work right now (it's yelling at me saying i can't use it right now ._.)

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Granted but it’s a hack!

I wish that I’m wizard so I can use magic to do all my chores 

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Granted but you die from over consumption

I wish I don't have to eat to survive  

 

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Granted you're now in the movie "Get Out" and won't get out alive.

I wish I can float to mobile around so I don't have to use my legs.

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granted 

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I wish we can be any other mythical species beside human. 

 

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