The Corrupted Wish Game

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

Granted, but you'll be bored so quickly

I wish i can buy my own house in a suburb. 

[small-Magnum 19]

Granted, but it's a dog house.

I wish to end homelessness.

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. Everyone who is currently homeless and everyone who becomes homeless will be murdered.

I wish I could remember where I put my phone.

[Fritzy 1,690]

Granted but you lose it again

I wish I could get rid of writers block 

Edited July 5, 2020 by Larksy

[Tanner 186]

Granted, but you are only able to ever write on wooden blocks for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I could fall from great heights without hurting myself.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted. You never hit the ground and keep falling forever.

I wish I could speak every language.

Edited July 10, 2020 by Sonic Shimmer

[Ixrec 86]

Granted. Most of your other memories have been deleted to make space for all that vocabulary.

I wish more of my electronics could go days without recharging instead of hours.

[Twilight-Sparkle17 230]

Granted. But the phone glitches out for days.

I wish that I could visit my grandparents right now.

[Yakamaru 3,074]

Granted. A Necromancer comes to visit you...

I wish I had the power to fly.

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. You are turned into a fly and subsequently swatted.

I wish I had more free time.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted you are granted to have another 1 mins

I wish it's fall already

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

On 7/21/2020 at 7:31 PM, TBD 🚬 said:

I wish it's fall already

Granted but it only last one day

I wish for infinite delicatessen 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, you eat so much you explode. Very messy.

I wish I wasn’t so awful at fighting games.

[TBD 17,228]

granted you're good at fighting games but always lost when you're so close to winning

I wish swimming pool is open

 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

2 hours ago, TBD 🚬 said:

I wish swimming pool is open

Granted but you have to swim in the footbath

I wish it was a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittle less hot outside !

[TBD 17,228]

granted it more hot inside now

I wish it's snowing cotton candy 

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

Granted but you can't eat it !

I wish for snowing waffles

[TBD 17,228]

granted but it's plastic waffle

I wish it's x-mas!

[Number62 1,247]

Granted. Everyday is Christmas, and since everyday is Christmas, it just becomes another day.

 

I wish I knew how to tell time.

[Will Guide 21,325]

5 hours ago, Number62 said:

Granted. Everyday is Christmas, and since everyday is Christmas, it just becomes another day.

 

I wish I knew how to tell time.

Granted but now you can't tell anybody else anything. You're mute to everything except time.

I wish Mesme Rize would come back for a visit

[Le Trotteur Sauvage 13,049]

18 hours ago, Will Guide said:

I wish Mesme Rize would come back for a visit

Granted but you miss me that day !

I wish for System of a down's return !

[Yakamaru 3,074]

Granted. They return but the system is now down. Permanently. Until they retire.

I wish for a flying pancake.

[Quackkyy The Pegasus 222]

A giant flying pancake picks you up and flies you into the sun. The end. You are dead.

I wish to exactly replicate my dog plushie.

[Matraxial Artemi 2,229]

Granted but it has a beating heart inside

I wish for a cure of all illness!

[Yakamaru 3,074]

Granted. But it involves having to take a shot a week or you will end up with a very strong headache.

I wish for trains to actually arrive on time.