The Corrupted Wish Game

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, she decides she wants you as a human sacrifice.

I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

Granted, it will only last 3 months before he leaves you forever.

I wish I can get a job which gaves high paychecks, and has a good generous boss!

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, you now work as Princess Celestia's toilet cleaner.

I wish Rockstar would hurry up and announce GTAVI.

[Will Guide 21,325]

On 2/4/2021 at 1:47 PM, Sonic Shimmer said:

Granted, you now work as Princess Celestia's toilet cleaner.

I wish Rockstar would hurry up and announce GTAVI.

Granted but the project is going to be 100% crap.

I wish Disneyland would reopen already

[TBD 17,228]

I granted but only 20 people can come in so it will be 0.1% chances for you to get in.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

I wish the guy above had made a wish for me to corrupt.

[Yakamaru 3,072]

Granted. The wish is now corrupted. However, the wish was something you did not expect at all, throwing you off guard to the point of gasping in complete and utter shock.

 

I wish for a hug.

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted. You get hugged by a silverback gorilla and he breaks your back.

I wish I could go to Japan again.

[Number62 1,246]

Granted. You are killed, and your body is buried in Japan.

 

I wish gourmet food can be cheap and easy to make.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted it's become any other fast foods.

I wish the new Five nights at Freddy's is also on mobile 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, it's loaded with microtransactions.

I wish Twilight Sparkle had ended up with Trixie at the end of FIM.

[Emperor Azurailo 1,091]

Granted, Twilight and Trixie are now officially together. This will create an immense rise of jealousy in Starlight and she'll try to erase Twilight to get her Trixie back.

 

I wish I had a wish, because I don't have anything to wish for. 

[TBD 17,228]

granted you wish for me to be rich and it came true

I wish i can start over

[Number62 1,246]

Granted. You get to start living your life all over again, but nothing will change as you keep living and making decisions in it, so you'll have to continuously live and start your crappy life again and again.

 

I wish all foods could taste good to me.

[TBD 17,228]

granted they all tasted the same and your grew tired of it

I wish I can have lots of lucks

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted, but it's all bad luck.

I wish Stan Lee was still alive.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted, but exchange for your soul

I wish I can control the weather

[Will Guide 21,325]

On 2021-04-22 at 11:23 AM, TBD said:

Granted, but exchange for your soul

I wish I can control the weather

Granted but you won't be able to control your bodily functions. Have fun going to the bathroom every 5 minutes.

I wish I could outgrow the universe

[Tao 6,706]

Ungranted!  We could not withstand ur big red butt! 

 

I wish my cat would learn to sit! 

[Will Guide 21,325]

3 hours ago, Tao said:

Ungranted!  We could not withstand ur big red butt! 

 

I wish my cat would learn to sit! 

Granted. But now you can never ever sit or even lie down.

I wish I could breathe other than fire.

[TBD 17,228]

Granted you will be breathing stinky dragon breath only.

I wish I own a bar 

[Sonic Shimmer 4,116]

Granted but it's closed for the foreseeable future because of Covid.

I wish I could go to concerts again.

[Rainbow Cloud 16,114]

Granted but wherever you go it's only ever your least favourite band who are performing.

I wish I could explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilisations and boldly go where no hippogriff has been before?

[Windy Breeze 15,175]

Granted but every life you encounter is hostile to hippogriffs.

I wish I can hang out with Spitfire on a beach.

[Will Guide 21,325]

1 hour ago, Windy Breeze said:

Granted but every life you encounter is hostile to hippogriffs.

I wish I can hang out with Spitfire on a beach.

Granted but you'll get such unwanted attention from the other beach goers that you'll never be able to enjoy it.

I wish I could be on top of the world.