The Corrupted Wish Game

[Spark 101]

Granted. I wish you would die.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. TPABY (The pony above you) gets run over by a truck that someone from another forum site's Corrupted Wish Game wished for... And it also runs over you...

 

Seriously,... Stop it with these automotive wishes...

[Lunatic 1,185]

since you have no wish it is granted.

 

i wish for my own pinkie piggy

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

But I did make a wish; I reused a wish from another forum site:

 

Granted, but before you got to drive it, you get run over by the car my friend from another forum site's Corrupt a Wish Game wished for... Which, unfortunately, ran over him... And me...

 

I wish there weren't any more automotive wishes any more...

OK fine,... Here's a pig... And it's pink. But not the pony variety...

Edited June 1, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Lunatic 1,185]

again no wish. so it is half granted.

 

i wish the pony above me learned to make wishes instead of just answering.

[AJHunter 265]

Granted. He successful wishes you dead with no consequence to himself.

 

I wish I was in Dixie, Hooray! Hooray! In Dixie Land I'll take my stand to live and die in Dixie!

[Magicon 468]

Granted. The Yankees soon come and burn your home and farmland, leaving you penniless.

 

I wish I lived in early America.

[Spark 101]

Granted. You get killed in the revolutionary war.

 

I wish I wasn't so tempted to reply to this game.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. That's because you're dead.

 

I wish for a good night's sleep.

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. You're now Rip Van Winkle.

 

I wish I'd stop getting sick all the time.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. Your immune system failed.

 

I wish I understood TPABM's statement.

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted, but you can't understand anything other than that, anymore.

 

I wish I had a lot of money.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. You owe me $1500.

 

I wish Fadejire owed me back all that money...

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but his evil twin Jadefire stole it and fled to Morroco.

 

I wish I could go on vacation to Cancun again.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. You're there for 5 seconds.

 

I wish I was in California right now.

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. Enjoy your Richter 7 earthquake.

 

I wish I had more video games.

[Znex 936]

Granted - you receive the CD-i games and all the LJN games

 

I wish I owned a G4 MLP pony

[Lostwanderer 366]

granted, by celestia takes it away

 

I wish i wasn't hungry.

[Clover Heart 978]

Granted. Hope you like throwing up, instead. *hands you a bucket*

 

I wish I had more tortillas.

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, i threw them up *hands you a bucket

 

I wish for a new moblie phone, a 7 year old one i think is a bit out of date

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but it also doubles as a lightning rod and you get struck by lightning.

 

I wish I had 16 dollars.

[Spark 101]

Granted. The money is haunted.

 

I wish I had Skyrim.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but you get the faulty PS3 version and are unable to download the patch.

 

I wish I had more motivation

[Serre 8]

Granted. You now have so much motivation on whatever it is you are motivated on, that you become so into it that you forgot everything else and spend days working on it only without rest and then you become without sanity for the rest of your life

 

I wish I had a bagel.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. It's poisonous.

 

I wish for poison.