The Corrupted Wish Game

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: You blow it on a strawberry.

 

I wish for pink socks.

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. They're Paul Bunyans size.

I wish I was perfect.

Edited June 6, 2012 by Hazardus_Havard

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, you become nobody, cos nobody is perfect:p

 

i wish i could read better.

[Spark 101]

Granted. You get obsessed with books and start murdering people over them.

 

I wish these corruptions weren't so harsh.

[Chill Mists (Chilly) 801]

Granted: Now they're brutal.

 

I wish that I could talk to animals :3.

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. None of the animals want to talk to you.

I wish for a burrito.

[Spark 101]

Granted. It kills you.

 

I wish this wish would be corrupted

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. It kills you.

 

I wish this wish would be corrupted

 

Granted. Your life will stay as it is for as long as you live.

I wish that Derpy would win the Ultimate Showdown.

[Deeмo 100]

Granted.

 

After Derpy wins the Ultimate Showdown, Hasbro cut all ties with the character, labeling her as a mass murderer.

 

I wish season 5 of Sons of Anarchy gets her sooner.

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted.

 

The entire cast was unfortunately killed halfway through the season and was replaced by the cast of Wizards of Waverly Place.

 

I wish I could turn back time.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. She lost.

 

Granted.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57z95p_xwes

 

I wish I had a bigger monitor.

Edited June 6, 2012 by Ganaram Inukshuk

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. It can't fit in your house.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.

[Spark 101]

Granted. The sickness killed you.

 

I wish I wasn't such an ass-hole.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. Now you're a plothole.

 

I wish I had wings.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. Here's Chuck Norris's p!$$ a Red Bull.

 

I wish I can convert audiocassettes to mp3's.

[Magicon 468]

Granted, but the conversions take forever.

 

I wish for a gun.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. It's broken.

 

I wish my elbow didn't hurt.

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. You have no more elbows to be bothered with now.

 

I wish my smoothie was smoothier.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

The smoothie is so smooth it runs right through your digestive system without stopping.

 

I wish for more time to waste

[Hazardus_Havard. 479]

Granted. You get .000000001 second added to your time.

I wish my Wacom Bamboo tablet was fully functional in all programs.

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, but the program is no longer functional

 

I wish for some lozengers

[Jadefire 2,796]

...granted, but then God smites you for using the spelling "lozenger"

 

I also wish for a lozenge.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. It's a diuretic.

 

I wish all the bathrooms within Jadefire's immediate vicinity were locked. MWAHAHA!!!

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but since I live in a secluded area, there's nothing stopping me from going outside. x3

 

I wish all the bathrooms in Ganaram's immediate vicinity were locked. >:3

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted, but he can see you

 

I iwsh people would stop annoying me