The Corrupted Wish Game

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted: it strikes you. I wish I was the Dragonborn.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. You get assassinated by the Thalmor.

 

I wish I lived in Skingrad. Nothing bad ever happens there, I don't think.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, a nuke gets dropped on there. I wish I kicked Thalmor a** while also slaying Alduin.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but while you're kicking ass, you don't notice the Stormcloak/Imperial assassin creeping behind you.

 

I wish I was an argonian.

[Critical Hit 69]

Granted, but you aren't transported to Skyrim, and you're taken to Area 51 and dissected.

 

I wish I was a Shinigami.

[Guest]

Granted. You don't have a weapon though. You're the janitor shinigami.

 

I wish for more... pudding...

[Critical Hit 69]

Granted, but it's made of napalm.

 

I wish I had a TARDIS.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, but it's broken. I wish I was married to Celestia.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. She becomes over-controlling of you and your inner Nightmare Moon reveals itself.

 

I wish Princess Luna had more on-screen time.

[PikaPower 12]

Granted the whole show is her face staying still.

 

I wish to meet rainbow dash.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, she ignores you. I wish Discord fought against Queen Chrysalis, who fought against Nightmare Moon, who fought against Alduin, all on Earth.

Edited June 12, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. It's granted.

 

I wish these pegasi would use the facilities before going on long flights and that the facilities were open...

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but the toilets are broken, and the whole thing becomes a massive, traumatizing mess.

 

I wish I were a unicorn.

[Pfc Ecnolancer 12]

Granted. but your magic only produces kittens with cancer and you are banished in shame.

 

I wish Evil doers were allergic to adorableness.

[Znex 936]

Granted, but now the police and superheroes are out of jobs and are now all homeless

 

I wish I was a wizard with working magic who knew more than to just make bread out of thin air and make people fart or constipated

[PikaPower 12]

Granted you learn how to make people pee their pants

 

I wish I was constipated

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. You wet yourself.

 

I wish these pegasi would use the facilities before going on long flights and that the bathrooms were unlocked and that the toilets worked when they do so.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Challenge accepted.

 

Granted, but a series of racist pro-unicorn, anti-pegasai graffiti on the toilet stalls piss the pegasai off and a bathroom brawl breaks out.

 

I wish my computer was more awesome.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. That'll be $1500.

 

How long am I gonna keep this up, until I'm the one pegasus who forgets to use the facilities...?

 

I wish these pegasi would use the facilities before going on long flights and that the bathrooms were unlocked and that the toilets worked when they do so and that the bathrooms in question are graffiti-proof and on a cloud.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. It's so awesome that it leaves you for a more awesome pony.

ninja'd

 

Umm...ok, attempting to match challenge.

 

Granted. The bathrooms are now on fire, but the toilet still works and the door is unlocked.

 

 

I wish I was in Disney's California Adventure right now.

Edited June 13, 2012 by Magicon

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. The bathrooms are on fire.

 

One more shot...?

 

I wish these pegasi would use the facilities before going on long flights and that the bathrooms were unlocked and that the toilets worked when they do so and that the bathrooms in question are graffiti-proof and on a cloud and that there are emergency fire sprinklers.

[Jadefire 2,796]

(challenge accepted)

 

Granted, but then they get struck by lightning.

 

(close enough.)

 

 

I wish I had better social skills.

[null123456 759]

Granted. But now you have a hard time Socializing on the Internet.

 

I wish Deadpool Was Real!

[Deeмo 100]

Granted. But now you have a hard time Socializing on the Internet.

 

I wish Deadpool Was Real!

 

Granted.

 

You are now public enemy number one on his life and he's out to kill you. Better run for your life Calirolls!

 

I wish my voice to be like Apocalypse from X-Men: The Animated Series.

 

http://youtu.be/78wSCglTwEU

[Spark 101]

Granted. I kill you.

 

I wish it has been easier to counter that wish.