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The Corrupted Wish Game


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Granted. The elite four and champion are Rainbow Dash Applejack Pinkie Pie Fluttershy and Scootaloo as the champion I wish for thy brain.

But I have no qualms with your grant. You failed to ruin it.

 

Granted, but I shot it first.

 

I wish Fluttershy was real and was my best friend.

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But I have no qualms with your grant. You failed to ruin it.

 

Muahahahaha! That was the point. It's NOT ruined. I WANT to play that game.

I don't have a problem with yours either. I like dead brains.

 

Granted, but she has to be shipped to Afghanistan as a suicide bomber for being shipped with Rainbow Dash one too many times.

 

I wish for a good signature.

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Granted, but it's made by Sarah Palin, and nobody likes it for that reason even though it's really, really good.

 

I wish Sarah Palin wasn't so easy to hate.

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Granted, it's MORE disappointing.

 

I wish my English professor would be cool and let me get by without writing this stupid paper.

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Granted, it's MORE disappointing.

 

I wish my English professor would be cool and let me get by without writing this stupid paper.

 

Granted, but your next assignment will be an even longer paper.

 

I wish I could find a decent job.

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Granted, but your next assignment will be an even longer paper. I wish I could find a decent job.

 

If only you knew that it actually will be a longer one anyway. >_<

 

Granted, but illegal immigrants from 13 different countries will soon run you out of your position.

 

I wish Sweetie Belle hadn't lost the Last Pony Standing game.

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I'd wish for more hours each day, like 30 or something.

 

Granted, the gap between the earth and the sun has dropped by 1/3, and the earth has now gravitationally locked so that only one side is facing the sun (Much like our moon is to us) so it is always day time on one side and night on the other, but unfortunately the side facing the sun is now around 200 degrees celsius and the dark side 100 below so life can no longer be sustained on earth and we all die...

 

I wish I were a pony in ponyville cause this place kinda sucks.

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Granted

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I wish for trick or treaters to give me some of their candy.

 

Curses.. anyways

Granted but after you get there you turn into a rock.

I wish wishes would stop getting corrupted...

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Granted, but now they're always sold out before you can buy them and nobody wants to sell them anymore because they're so worthless.

 

I wish I had a tunnel system connecting my house to all of my very best friends' houses.

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Granted, but he thinks Twist is best pony and ONLY GOOD PONY. His second favorite character is Gilda, whom he says is 20% cooler than Rainbow Dash AND the Wonderbolts.

 

I wish this semester of school would hurry up and end.

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