The Corrupted Wish Game

[Pfc Ecnolancer 12]

Granted, the world finds peace in death. (wow and now we all have you to blame for making such a wish. How does it feel to know all life has ended because of you?)

 

I wish this wasn't just a game.

[Znex 936]

Granted, the world is ripped apart literally with all the corrupted wishes that go on in real life

 

I wish people were more careful about what they wished for

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. They're so careful, they now add thousands of failsafes. And lawyers. And now a wish can take three weeks to be relayed.

 

Where did this forum game come from, anyway? The first instance of this game I ever saw came off of a fellow Brony-NAMite and he said he saw it off of yet another forum site. Did it come from that one episode of Fairy Oddparents with the deceptive genie in the lava lamp?

 

If so, I wish for on an omelette on a plate.

Edited June 16, 2012 by Ganazoid Inukzoid

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it bursts into flame and you're left with ashes. I wish I was a pegasus, and that I couldn't be affected negatively in any way, possible or impossible.

[Pfc Ecnolancer 12]

Granted, but you only hear about the positive things for the rest of your happy oblivious life. Can't wait to read your epitaph.

 

I wish Ponies would stop trying to get around the corrupted part of their wish and just accept that their fate will be altered by some random poster.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but then the Corrupted Wish Game isn't as fun.

 

I wish for soup.

 

Where did this forum game come from, anyway? The first instance of this game I ever saw came off of a fellow Brony-NAMite and he said he saw it off of yet another forum site. Did it come from that one episode of Fairy Oddparents with the deceptive genie in the lava lamp?

 

I saw it on some forum back before bronies existed. I think it's one of those games that's been around since internet forums first existed, since I also saw a Would You Rather and a Banned Game there that easily rivaled ours in size.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. It's a tiny drop of soup and when you go to ask for more the foreman responds,

 

I wish for a nice dinner with my dad.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. The commute to the restaurant wasn't so nice.

 

[Wishes for an invisible wish]

Edited June 16, 2012 by Ganazoid Inukzoid

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but since it's invisible you don't know that it was granted.

 

I wish for a new pair of pants.

[PikaPower 12]

Here's the new pair of barbie underpants you ordered.

 

I wish for chocolate rain and chaos.

Edited June 16, 2012 by Pokézoid

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. Discord arrives, and during the chocolate chaos he turns you into a woman.

Or a man. I've already forgotten what gender you are.

 

I wish for goldfish.

[PikaPower 12]

Granted, you turn into a fish made out of gold ,and since there is no water you die.

 

I wish to be a beautiful woman.

[ZomBrony 345]

Granted, but you have a wild night and wake up in an alley with no memory and a pain down there

 

I wish for more wishes

[Aureity 3,054]

Granted, but they will all be corrupted.

 

I wish for a pencil.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it's got no lead. I wish Discord and Queen Chrysalis teamed up to take over Equestria.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted but they betray each other.

 

I wish I wasn't so tired so my mind can make sense of my body...

[Pfc Ecnolancer 12]

Granted, you know have hyperactive nerves the detect the slightest touch or pain to your body.

 

I wish the earth had two moons.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted, but the two of them crash into each other and form a life-sustaining planet, and the debris from the collision falls on your car... And everyone else's.

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Wish rejected. I wish for a WTF Boom!

Edited June 17, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. It's because you spontaneously combusted.

 

I wish for good food.

[Whiteshade 1,426]

Good food appears, which I eat

 

I wish for protection

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it disappears the second after it appears. Btw, spontaneously combusting means I suddenly catch fire, not explode. Duh. I wish I was invincible.

Edited June 17, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

If I can't see you, I can't grant your wish...

 

I wish for some pizza.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you get only one slice and no bread sticks. I wish I got his bread sticks and remaining slices of pizza.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. I ate it.

 

Now I wish for a drink.