The Corrupted Wish Game

[PikaPower 12]

Here's the pee you ordered.

 

I wish to eat a deadly pie.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. You get a slice of my Jade Pie, from the other thread.

 

I wish for true love.

[Pfc Ecnolancer 12]

Granted, you live happily every after with a rock who will never leave or hurt your feelings.

 

I wish Feld0 would change his name to Bob

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted, but his keyboard glitched so now it's "Boob".

 

I wish my corruptions weren't so... Bobscure...

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but they're no longer funny.

 

I wish I was funnier.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, you are fun. I wish for one million wishes.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but on your fourth wish you accidentally unwish your wishes.

 

I wish for a delicious muffin

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. It's the muffin bottom.

 

I wish for the good stuff.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. But since you didn't specify what kind of "good stuff", you get [THIS PASSAGE CENSORED FOR SEXUAL DEVIANCE]

 

I wish for twenty one dollars.

[PikaPower 12]

Here's the twenty one collars you ordered.

 

I wish for a beautiful and smart wife(example twilight).

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. She's a jerk.

 

I wish for beef jerky.

[AnonyPoni 564]

Granted, you find a woman that is very beautiful and smart... for toad standards

 

damn you ninjas

 

 

Granted, but now the you cant catch the dancing cows....

 

 

I Wish that didnt sound so stupid

Edited June 18, 2012 by Anony-Brony

[Fire_Fly 499]

Granted. You now sound smarter than the rest of the planet, and are alone in your intelligence.

 

I wish for an army of ninjas.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. They kill you in your sleep.

 

I wish I was en evil overlord!

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted, but my legion of Ganaramian followers overthrow you.

 

Remember that drink I wanted with my pizza? I wish it wasn't pee...

Edited June 18, 2012 by Ganazoid Inukzoid

[AnonyPoni 564]

Granted its [CENSORED]

 

I wish my zecar was full sized

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but it crushes you. (I'm not entirely sure what a zecar is.)

 

I wish I didn't have a cold.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. Now you have a hot.

 

I wish people would differentiate between an interchange and an intersection... I've built both in SC4 before so I know the difference...

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but then you get struck by lightning. <..<

 

I wish people were less nitpicky.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, they're more OCD. I wish this game ended.

[AnonyPoni 564]

Granted, and so does the world along with it.

 

 

I wish my brother wasn't annoying

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. Now he's dead.

 

I wish I was a bat-pegasus.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. However,...

 

 

I wish these pegasi would use the facilities before going on long flights...

 

Granted, but the facilities are closed so they're forced to fly on a full bladder anyway.

 

Continuity FTW.

 

I wish my package would arrive soon.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, it smashes through your window, knocking you out. I wish no one would make wishes.

[Discovery Dream 592]

Granted, but the game eternally ends and we all die of boredom, including the crew of MLP FIM.

I wish that everyone had sense in their head.