The Corrupted Wish Game

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but the world becomes a much more dull and boring place.

 

I wish I wasn't so damn shy.

[Aureity 3,054]

Granted, you're now extraordinarily talkative, so much so that it borders annoying.

 

I wish I had a chocolate pen that uses cherry ink.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. I ate it.

 

I wish my arm wasn't obnoxious...

[Magicon 468]

Granted. You no longer have an arm.

 

I wish for energy.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, I drained it. I wish I had a sentry.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. Here's a Sentra.

 

I wish I knew what car to get.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but you can't afford it.

 

I wish I could afford a car.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted, but you don't know what to get.

 

Wanna trade?

 

I wish my package was here.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but it's broken.

 

I wish I had the car Ganaram couldn't afford.

[PuzzledCrow 4]

Granted, but it doesn't have an engine.

 

I wish I was a better writer.

Edited June 19, 2012 by PuzzledCrow

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. I took your arms.

 

I wish these corruptions would be amalgamised together.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, they rip apart reality. I wish the RED Engineer built me a sentry.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, but since you're BLU, you get killed.

 

I wish I played Team Fortress.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted, but your computer couldn't handle it.

 

I wish I were ambidextrous...

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted. Now you can't write with either of your hands.

 

I wish I could draw.

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

Granted. It's a gun... That you drew... With a gun... On paper... That you managed to fire... Using fire... I mean, uhh, yourself.

 

I wish I could draw that asphalt drawing.

Edited June 19, 2012 by Ganazoid Inukzoid

[Lostwanderer 366]

Granted but you have no fingers

 

I wish i would stop making people lose apendages.

[rainbowdash4ever 19]

Granted, they stop losing appendages, but only after they have none left. I wish everyone here but me went on the achievement all map(THE GRIND) and were killed by kitties.

Edited June 20, 2012 by rainbowdash4ever

[Znex 936]

I wish that the previous poster and myself had granted and corrupted the wishes of the the posters before us

[FortyShadows 217]

Granted but you have no fingers

 

I wish i would stop making people lose apendages.

 

Granted, now you make people gain extra appendages. O_O

I wish the previous poster corrupted a wish and that they didn't use the word "the" twice in a row.

[Jadefire 2,796]

Granted, and then you all get struck by lightning for disrupting the order of things.

 

I wish I was a unicorn.

Edited June 20, 2012 by Jadefizoid

[Aureity 3,054]

Granted. You're now a horse, and someone just flung a steel spike at you.

 

I wish I had a Nokia.

[FortyShadows 217]

Granted. It's a busted one.

I wish I knew what I should wish for.

[Magicon 468]

Granted. You just waisted your one wish.

 

I wish I could go swimming right now.

[Starstream 182]

Granted! A flash flood will strike in about 20 seconds.

 

I wish my internet connection was better.