The Vending Machine

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Output DRESS.MOV

 

Input a troll

[ffffff 50]

>Outputs TROLLFACE.EXE

 

>Input Migrating Coconut!

[KPM 288]

Out comes a cozy island.

 

In goes Apollo 11

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Output the JFK Assassination pics.

 

Input R34

[benben471 66]

output R35

 

input the remaints of my already destroyed life

[NeverNeverland 1,940]

Output your life as if it were the envy of every person of your age group.

 

Input

[Miles 2,512]

 

Up from the grave it arose, courtesy of Tag Team RiverMiles.
This... is the original Vending Machine.

Regarding NeverNeverland's input literally as a broke image link,
He gets Gypsie Pinkie Pie in return:



*inputs Pennzoil 5w-30*

 

~ Tag Team RiverMiles

[Guest90210 3,567]

In goes the oil, out comes... A brand new Ford F-150!..... Hot Wheels edition.

 

*inserts a picture of Keanu Reeves*

 

~ Tag Team RiverMiles

Edited January 17, 2015 by Rivendare