You must break out of maximum security jail with the above user's avatar

[NavelColt 22,875]

-Trollestia uses 'too few gala tickets to go around' trick to make the prison guards argue amongst themselves

-Escape

-?????

-Profit

[MagicalStarRain 599]

God of Chaos on my side? With free chocolate milk?

 

Alright, let's go!

[Loriem 639]

Hmm, can you go an kill the guards with weaponized cuteness for me?

[I used to be a stranger 7,988]

HAA HAA!! My good fellow, it is clear that you of the two of us is the brawn for my brain!

Therefore what shall be done is you will go and distract the guards with your effeminate wiles and helmet-havery, whereas I shall pick the lock using my scabbard, and blast the main gate open with this convenient and strangely unconfiscated barrel of gunpowder!

 

We shan't fail! Whaa HHAA HAAA!

[Solar Wind 595]

We would get caught while I tried to Decide if you were Blue or Red...

 

BUT We do have the barrel.

[Kamil 315]

You confuse them with your weird "replacing faces with rectangular images of other faces" technique, while I sip tea. Afterward, when they find me sipping tea, they'll release me because I don't drink tea so that couldn't possibly be me.

 

Of course, if we could find a rubber duck, 15 matchsticks, and some duct tape I could think of a much better plan.

[Moog the Kvlt 1,460]

Well I guess we could just flame all of the security guards to death...though we probably wouldn't get too far on that plan

[Rocco 567]

you know, you could just use your magic to get us out, instead of me going all Andy Dufresne on this wall with a plastic spoon.

 

 

im already regretting my obscure joke reference......  

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

 

Good luck.

[duidamasterXD 9,626]

Well you're invisible so you'll have no trouble. Dashie can break out easily .

[Rocco 567]

Why im in jail with my favy pony. What more do i need

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Simple, I get on your back and we fly out!

[Rocco 567]

^^^^^^

good plan, 1....2....3.....jailbreak!

[Loriem 639]

Let's just fly away, no need for complicated Metal gear Solid type stuff.

[SweetJeans88 408]

i knock you out, take your light saber, cut through the bars and guards in the place and leave you there lmao <3

[Moon Rat 4,772]

The three of us oughtta be able to sneak past those guards UNDETECTED

 

If not, us three can still take on about 500,000 guard bots (I have a couple of Borderlands 2 Norfleets and quite a few Ratchet and Clank RYNOs so we should be fine )

[Wingnut 6,725]

Would you stop with all the floating hearts already?  They're going to blow our cover!

[MagicalStarRain 599]

Alright, we just get past the guards by using our CUTENESS OF DEATH! >: D >: D

[Ivory Moth 19]

Uuummmm.................shit

[Ganaram Inukshuk 3,679]

You two think you can take on a Wither?

[Moog the Kvlt 1,460]

Well at least we were wearing our safety helmets before we left

But we still miserably failed

[Modphase 1,270]

Alicorn Amulet.

[Just some guy 1,070]

I'll punt the little elf so he can distract the guards while I make my grand escape and pray to Jesus that he/she lives long enough to get to the meet-up point.Then,I'll punt him/her again at the warden's tower to make yet another distraction for me to run away like the brave man I am.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

You guys go make out to distract the guards and I'll watch and I'll walk out. We're in a Canadian prison, so I doubt the guards will do anything to me.

[MagicalStarRain 599]

I'll just hop on your back and we'll fly off while I charm the guards below!

Edited January 21, 2013 by MagicalStarRain