Harmonic Revelations 8,837 January 21, 2013 Share January 21, 2013 (edited) Since Moderators and/or Admins have yet to do this, I shall. I am going to chronicle a top five list of threats that greatly affect us. Let's begin, shall we? (I love being helpful) 5.) Trolls Trolls are a very problematic thing for these forums. While it is said that only fire can kill a troll, a good blade will cut them down to size just nicely. It's recommended you wear armor when approaching them as they can be very physicially strong. They usually work alone, so we have that to our advantage. 4.) Tortoises Tortoises are slow but menacing. You see, they are constantly plotting against MLPforums, just lurking there in the shadows. Tortoises always smell like the crazy homeless people who live in the alleys of New York, it's their signature smell. They have an odd attraction to sunglasses. We may be able to use this to our advantage. 3.) Kaleidoscopes Kaleidoscopes are an obvious one. They try to obscure our vision and make our entire forum like a Rolling Stones concert. They will do everything in their power to destroy us. It is best to close your eyes and chant "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" when confronted with a kaleidoscope. They are hard to avoid, you may notice people in the street tend to randomly throw them at you. 2.) kronosarus This creature has long been thought to be extinct. In truth, it is lurking in the dark corners of the internet waiting to devour new users to this forum. They are viscious predators that hunt in packs. Surviving an encounter with this beast is highly unlikely. Best to avoid them at all costs. 1.) The word "Me" ME This is probably the least obvious one. As you can tell however, me is a very dangerous word. Me can mean so many things, and it slips into many words. Like "Mean". See it? Me! It's also in message, memoir, mezmorize, meat, meager, meaningful, member, menace, mechanic, mess, men, women, met, meal, you get the point. ME IS TAKING OVER! We must act. This is the list of threats to these forums. I hope you heed the warnings. I may have saved your lives with this post. Edited January 21, 2013 by Harmonic Revelations 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duidamasterXD 9,627 January 21, 2013 Share January 21, 2013 Tortoises are wonderful though. The best pet is a tortoise. He's so incredible that he's showing up in another episode. Although Me certainly is a massive problem, I might also give a shout out to You as a potential threat, but it might not make top five. We must be ever watchful for these things. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callisto 1,877 January 21, 2013 Share January 21, 2013 I can't believe you left out ducks. Good God, those things are demonic. 2 Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victor van Dort 202 January 21, 2013 Share January 21, 2013 You forgot Metatron. The great and intelligent Sam Winchester fell to his wrath, caught in the confusion with his name. This implies we are all doomed due to the sophistication of his name that even the Winchesters couldn't stand a chance against. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8ILKe_2uNs My main OCs: Previously known as: Azure Scythe Thatoneguy42 Strafe Run Azure Scythe Angela Audiophile Azurepony4269 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betez 1,735 January 21, 2013 Share January 21, 2013 Thank you four opening my eyes. ALL HAILE THE GREAT AND POWERFAL HARMONICA REVOLASHUNS! 1 My OC Stay pony my friends"And ALWAYS remember...to never forget." - Someone who I'm sure has said this before I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 January 21, 2013 Author Share January 21, 2013 Thank you four opening my eyes. ALL HAILE THE GREAT AND POWERFAL HARMONICA REVOLASHUNS! I open the forum's eyes every day in a collective post here in the forum lounge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radiance64 7,054 January 22, 2013 Share January 22, 2013 You forgot DDoS attacks. And the pot of coffee that's probably next to Feld0's hard drive. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betez 1,735 January 22, 2013 Share January 22, 2013 You forgot DDoS attacks. And the pot of coffee that's probably next to Feld0's hard drive. Except I'm pretty sure Mlpforums is on his SQL server 1 My OC Stay pony my friends"And ALWAYS remember...to never forget." - Someone who I'm sure has said this before I did Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FaZe Vinyl 521 January 22, 2013 Share January 22, 2013 You forgot mustard. Mustard is an underrated threat to any online forum. 1 Avatar by Zhortac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavelColt 22,883 October 18, 2013 Share October 18, 2013 1/2.) Pennywhooves the Dancing Clown Pony He is a terryfing, tricky, tempermental balloon-fetishist who likes to talk about balloons and offer them to users when they're alone or in small groups. Being an old and crotchety bastard, he likes to eat the youth of younger ponies. So, if you're under fifteen, look out. You may be old enough to escape the interwebz' age restriction spies, but Pennywhooves will inevitably come for you. BTDubs, seeing as I watched IT, and the mere memory of this terrifying creature by a forum higher-up has caused him to manifest in pony form here on our fair site, I felt obligated to share information regarding him with you as he'll no doubt be lurking about, waiting for an unlucky member to walk down an empty alleyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shift 4,274 October 18, 2013 Share October 18, 2013 I am bemused why I'm not on this list. Oh well, you should put CD, Urdnot, or Spoony on there. Have the courage to think and act on your own. And have the courage to disobey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harmonic Revelations 8,837 October 18, 2013 Author Share October 18, 2013 I am bemused why I'm not on this list. Oh well, you should put CD, Urdnot, or Spoony on there. You're not on this list because I made it what amounts to literally forever ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gay Bird 421 October 19, 2013 Share October 19, 2013 Well while the neutrals and lawfuls are sitting on their lazy buts how bouts the chaotic legion takes action against these people. Sacrifice them to something or give them a savage beating or whatnot. Check out my youtube channel and my soundcloud too! https://soundcloud.com/sonic_force Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galen 1,354 October 19, 2013 Share October 19, 2013 1.) The word "Me" ME 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feather Spiral 1,892 November 17, 2013 Share November 17, 2013 (edited) (really old thread about really grave threats) I can't believe you left out ducks. Good God, those things are demonic."God hates ducks!" They are viscious predatorsCannot tell if you meant "viscous" or "vicious"... But I'm strongly against kaleidoscopes being viewed as a threat. Well actually, it's not me. Here's who. Edited November 17, 2013 by Feather Spiral 1 I take writing commissions. "Nerds build the world, artists decorate it, warriors protect it, leaders talk everyone into doing their jobs." -me, 3 Nov 2017 "That's not a pie, that's a pastry with an identity crisis!" ~Jeric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galen 1,354 November 17, 2013 Share November 17, 2013 "God hates ducks!" Yes well....there is also the need to consider that: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinkazoid 3,493 November 18, 2013 Share November 18, 2013 You forgot Crab people :v :3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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