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 Since Moderators and/or Admins have yet to do this, I shall. I am going to chronicle a top five list of threats that greatly affect us. Let's begin, shall we? (I love being helpful)

 

5.) Trolls

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Trolls are a very problematic thing for these forums. While it is said that only fire can kill a troll, a good blade will cut them down to size just nicely. It's recommended you wear armor when approaching them as they can be very physicially strong. They usually work alone, so we have that to our advantage.

 

4.) Tortoises

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Tortoises are slow but menacing. You see, they are constantly plotting against MLPforums, just lurking there in the shadows. Tortoises always smell like the crazy homeless people who live in the alleys of New York, it's their signature smell. They have an odd attraction to sunglasses. We may be able to use this to our advantage.

 

3.) Kaleidoscopes

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Kaleidoscopes are an obvious one. They try to obscure our vision and make our entire forum like a Rolling Stones concert. They will do everything in their power to destroy us. It is best to close your eyes and chant "LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" when confronted with a kaleidoscope. They are hard to avoid, you may notice people in the street tend to randomly throw them at you.

 

2.) kronosarus

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This creature has long been thought to be extinct. In truth, it is lurking in the dark corners of the internet waiting to devour new users to this forum. They are viscious predators that hunt in packs. Surviving an encounter with this beast is highly unlikely. Best to avoid them at all costs.

 

1.) The word "Me"

 

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This is probably the least obvious one. As you can tell however, me is a very dangerous word. Me can mean so many things, and it slips into many words. Like "Mean". See it? Me! It's also in message, memoir, mezmorize, meat, meager, meaningful, member, menace, mechanic, mess, men, women, met, meal, you get the point.

 

ME IS TAKING OVER! We must act.

 

 

This is the list of threats to these forums. I hope you heed the warnings.

 

I may have saved your lives with this post.

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Tortoises are wonderful though. The best pet is a tortoise. He's so incredible that he's showing up in another episode.

 

Although Me certainly is a massive problem, I might also give a shout out to You as a potential threat, but it might not make top five.

 

We must be ever watchful for these things.

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I can't believe you left out ducks. Good God, those things are demonic.

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Y'know, I've been on this site for almost ten years and I've never had a proper signature. Ain't that something?

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You forgot Metatron. The great and intelligent Sam Winchester fell to his wrath, caught in the confusion with his name. This implies we are all doomed due to the sophistication of his name that even the Winchesters couldn't stand a chance against.

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Thank you four opening my eyes. ALL HAILE THE GREAT AND POWERFAL HARMONICA REVOLASHUNS!

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You forgot DDoS attacks. And the pot of coffee that's probably next to Feld0's hard drive. :o

Except I'm pretty sure Mlpforums is on his SQL server

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1/2.) Pennywhooves the Dancing Clown Pony

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He is a terryfing, tricky, tempermental balloon-fetishist who likes to talk about balloons and offer them to users when they're alone or in small groups. Being an old and crotchety bastard, he likes to eat the youth of younger ponies. So, if you're under fifteen, look out. You may be old enough to escape the interwebz' age restriction spies, but Pennywhooves will inevitably come for you.

 

BTDubs, seeing as I watched IT, and the mere memory of this terrifying creature by a forum higher-up has caused him to manifest in pony form here on our fair site, I felt obligated to share information regarding him with you as he'll no doubt be lurking about, waiting for an unlucky member to walk down an empty alleyway.

 

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I am bemused why I'm not on this list.

 

Oh well, you should put CD, Urdnot, or Spoony on there.


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(really old thread

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really grave threats)

 

I can't believe you left out ducks. Good God, those things are demonic.

"God hates ducks!"

 

They are viscious predators

Cannot tell if you meant "viscous" or "vicious"...

 

But I'm strongly against kaleidoscopes being viewed as a threat.

Well actually, it's not me. Here's who.

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