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My epic, yet weird, dream


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I had an epic dream last night

First I was like Snake, I started out in a package room and I hid on top of the packages making myself as low as possible until a viable time to move came about and then I karate chopped a guy in the back of hte head to knock him out

Then rushed out and did the same to a few other guards

Then I started rushing in and out of the place trying to find my way out

...THen I lose my way and end up in the bathroom

Then I decide to try something

I walk out casually, in nothing but my underwear and an undershirt

Tell the guards I'm lost, I was looking for a certain place

They tell me I'm in the wrong building

And escort me out of the employee only area. xD

Stoopid guards

As I'm walking out, still in my underwear, I run into a blonde business lady. I end up talking to her after telling her I was lost and was trying to find a certain stadium cuz I was an actor and was going to audition for a role in an underwear commercial

xD

As I'm leaving, I asked her out on a date

I was like "What was your name again?" She frowned and then I said "Lisa?" and she smiled and agreed to the date

....It was then that I realized that I was dreaming and I sorta started Lucid Dreaming. I've never Lucid Dreamt in my life so it was refreshing

I started running with a speed I had never known

I was like "HAHAHAHAHA, I'M NEVER WAKING UP. THIS FEELS GREAT, AND I'VE GOT A DATE!"

Then these guys came up to me and it turns out they were police officers looking for a guy who broke into the building I was just in

They didn't know it was me though

THey also mentioned how they came from a different dimension and were looking for two sisters named Lisa and Alyssah. I told them I had met Lisa

...Then I jerked awake

;-; It was the saddest moment of my life

I felt so GREAT in that dream, like I could do ANYTHING. I truly and honestly tried to never wake up

It was not meant to be. ;-;

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Ah, lucky! I have been trying to get a lucid dream for like, over

a year now. The only thing I can do is remember my dreams whenever

I want. Like, I would say to myself before I go to bed, "Remember my dreams"

and I would remember them when I wake up the next morning. I think that is pretty

cool, but I would much rather be able to have lucid dreams. Fascinating:3

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I haven't had a good dream in a very long time. Come to think of it, I've never once had a dream with ponies. If only I could control what dreams I had...

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