The Pet Sitter Song

[PonyHag1 589]

A parody of "The Breakup Song" by the Greg Kihn Band. Inspired by "Just For Sidekicks".

 

The ponies had left for the Crystal Kingdom just an hour before,
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
And now Spike's staring at the pets as they're dancing 'cross the floor.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
And then Winona slowed the tempo, and Angel gets him down.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
It was the same old Tank, with a melancholy sound.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

They don't have pets like that anymore.
They just don't have pets like that anymore.

He'd been living in Ponyville for a million years,
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
But now it feels so strange in the Crystal atmosphere.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
And then the CMC sing a song he used to know.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
And now he's staring at the pets as they're moving so slow.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

They don't have pets like that anymore.
They don't have pets like that anymore.

Mmmm, now ?
Why is Sweetie Belle staring at a crystal glass
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
Cause it's so easy to say that Twi will forget his past.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.

They don't have pets like that anymore.
No, they just don't have pets like that anymore.
Oh, they don't have pets like that anymore.
They just don't have pets like that anymore.
They just don't, no they don't, no no, uh-uh,
They just don't have pets like Pee Wee anymore.
They just don't...(fades)