I'd hit you with _________

[Yukon 15]

I'd hit you with my best shot

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with my star power.

[Npatterson10 5]

I would hit you with my knee whilst activating foot rockets :3

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I would hit you with a boxing glove that has some cap gun caps on the front.

Edited February 1, 2013 by Leatherbehlt

[Mr Dash 1,818]

I would hit you with the book War and Peace.

[Npatterson10 5]

I would hit you with a box labeled "Pinkie Pie"

I would hit you with a boxing glove that has some cap gun caps on the front.

I'd hit you with the words "I'm waiting for you to hit me, oh wait you already did Pffffft"

[Harmonic Revelations 8,833]

I'd hit you with with an Anvil that says "Welcome to the forums"

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with an aura beam (you'll understand tomorrow on the stream)

[Mr Dash 1,818]

I would hit you with a leather belt.

[DJShy 872]

I hit you with a Fluttershy who wants to cuddle you to death.

[Loriem 639]

I'd hit you with something so cute you would die of cuteness overload.

[Npatterson10 5]

I would hit you with the blunt end of my sword.

I'd hit you with with an Anvil that says "Welcome to the forums"

I would pretend like it didnt hurt while Model H (my armor) would report minor damage to my arm area.

[Moon Rat 4,772]

I would hit you with a wet noodle

[Agent153 49]

I hit you with a ravenous tazmanian devil.

Get Luna Taz!

[I used to be a stranger 7,989]

I'd hit you with the power play, the hard question, the pick-up line and the smooth moves all at once.

[Keylise<3 488]

I'd hit you with the My Little Pony toys I'd like to have

I would hit you with the blunt end of my sword.

I would pretend like it didnt hurt while Model H (my armor) would report minor damage to my arm area.

please don't start that model H spam here as well... :3

[Flare Fire 15]

I'd hit you with MUFFINS!!!

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with my mane, after lighting it on fire.

[Npatterson10 5]

I'd hit you with fire, after lighting it on mane.

[Betez 1,734]

I'd hit you with my best shot

[Ashley 2,427]

I'd hit you with Derpy.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with your avatar, and you'll never be able to peacefully sleep again.

[Ashley 2,427]

It hit you with whatever your avatar is wearing.

[Leatherbehlt 465]

I'd hit you with the post time limit (30 or so seconds)

[Ashley 2,427]

I'd hit you with a telephone sign